We trollin' You haten

[Saikyokami]

xd Dont post here >.>

 

[Never]

-appears with fish flip floppin all over me and a scroll on mah back-

Hello Saikyoyo

 

[Saikyokami]

Yo!
mod's just God mode'd this thread xd

 

[Never]

Yo!
mod's just God mode'd this thread xd

Yeah ha.

Anyways U_U You want to become friends with the Fishers?

 

[Saikyokami]

Fisher price? the baby toy company Hell yeah!

 

[Never]

-looks at you with a blank bored expression as I chew on the air, I then take the scroll from off of my back and place it on the ground and roll it out-

 

[Saikyokami]

What's dis scroll? and how'd you get it way out here you seem pretty short

 

[Never]

It's only about the size of my torso :T_T:

You should be more respectful to me U_U as I am allowing you to sign this bish.

 

[Saikyokami]

Fine Im so sorry [insert fodder bio name here] Sensei xd

 

[Never]

Fine Im so sorry [insert fodder bio name here] Sensei xd

who is that person? can't be me, I'm not a sensei >.>

Now I want you to sign your name here -points to first blank spot on scroll- in your blood

 

[Saikyokami]

who is that person? can't be me, I'm not a sensei >.>

Now I want you to sign your name here -points to first blank spot on scroll- in my blood

I first take out my sword and ask you to lemme see your thumb... i then cut it off and use the blood to right my name on the scroll

 

[Never]

I first take out my sword and ask you to lemme see your thumb... i then cut it off and use the blood to right my name on the scroll

:| -doesn't allow you to see my thumb-
anyway, good thing this was a practice scroll
-throws it away and then I run to the nearby forest grab the real one and runs back-
You have to use your own blood U_U or else it won't work
-rolls out the scroll and points to the blank space-
Please sign U_U

 

[Saikyokami]

:| -doesn't allow you to see my thumb-
anyway, good thing this was a practice scroll
-throws it away and then I run to the nearby forest grab the real one and runs back-
You have to use your own blood U_U or else it won't work
-rolls out the scroll and points to the blank space-
Please sign U_U

Fine ^_^ know heres this scroll (i made myself bleed in rl lmao)'
I first bit the shit out of my thumb till i bleed then right my name der on dah scroll mon....

 

[Never]

Fine ^_^ know heres this scroll (i made myself bleed in rl lmao)'
I first bit the shit out of my thumb till i bleed then right my name der on dah scroll mon....

alrighty -looks at the scroll...-

O_O

-...and sees a picture of godzilla destroying part of tokyo-

Close enough


Gratz :

Spoiler

Summoning Animal : Fisher
Scroll Owner : LonelyAssassin
Other Users who have signed the contract :
Saikyokage
Summoning Boss if existing : Buck, Fisher Boss
Other Summoning Animals Tied to contract : N/A
Description: Fisher are usually dark brown in color. Males oftentimes have a lighter grizzled coloration on the face, head and over the shoulders. The longer guard hairs in the fur are 1 1/2 to 2 inches on the body and 1/2 inch longer on the tail. The fur on males is much coarser than on the females and both are darkest on tail and legs. Two small, white patches of fur are found in the front armpit areas.

Fisher have 38 teeth. Five toes register in fisher tracks and the inside toes are smaller and placed behind the other four. The fisher cannot retract it's claws and they are usually dulled somewhat by constant contact with the ground and rocks.

 

[Saikyokami]

added to custom J thread

 

[Never]

added to custom J thread

now it's time to meet some animals U_U you will only earn one for now, you cannot learn the boss U_U I am sorry

 

[Saikyokami]

lego U_U.........

 

[Never]

I love LEGO =DD

 

[Saikyokami]

Alright lets get dis party started ^_^

 

[Never]

I want you to perform the summoning jutsu by biting your thumb wipe it on your palm, making the correct handseals O_O and then slamming your palm on the ground to summon a Fisher.