Shinobis Should Be Cremated

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I think Shinobis should have a policy of being cremated upon death, if they don't want to be trolled (summoned) from the afterlife with Edo Tensei, their corpses only serve as cherry picking trees for their DNA by Edo Tensei. What do you think? :confused::)
 

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tur but most shinobi had no knowledge of EDO

They do now, after fighting an army of them. :scorps:

Not every one knows about Edo Tensie.
Kakashi said that a shinobi's body contains secrets. It's either they bolster their cemetery security to prevent grave robbers from snatching their dead ninjas' body or they cremate them altogether.
 
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The Sarutobi and Uchiha would have been the clans to go to for that :scorps:
 

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What if these DNAs were acquired during the shinobi's life and not his after-life?
 

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What if these DNAs were acquired during the shinobi's life and not his after-life?

Well not many shinobis know how to use edo tensei so it's unlikely that they will acquire dna of their enemies in battle, that's why Kabuto had to "grave rob" dna for his edos.
 

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Isn't it more the souls of the hokage that have been brought back into Zetsu bodies? Cannot really prevent that.
 

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I think Shinobis should have a policy of being cremated upon death, if they don't want to be trolled (summoned) from the afterlife with Edo Tensei, their corpses only serve as cherry picking trees for their DNA by Edo Tensei. What do you think? :confused::)

What I think is that your post is, as always, both interesting and hilarious.

But I agree. I wouldn't be surprised if after the war, using Edo Tensei becomes Capital Penalty Punishable by all villages
 

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What I think is that your post is, as always, both interesting and hilarious.

But I agree. I wouldn't be surprised if after the war, using Edo Tensei becomes Capital Penalty Punishable by all villages

Yeah, and cremation would become mandatory. ;)
 

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Yeah, and cremation would become mandatory. ;)

In fact, isn't cremating a body far cooler and more solemn a funeral than burying it? You know, since they believe in the will of Fire and whatnot... Add some epic sad music and the memorial rocks ages. And you avoid seeing that beloved one as a zombie!
 

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In fact, isn't cremating a body far cooler and more solemn a funeral than burying it? You know, since they believe in the will of Fire and whatnot... Add some epic sad music and the memorial rocks ages. And you avoid seeing that beloved one as a zombie!

Hmm interesting, the cremation in a funeral pyre as an allegorical symbol of the Will of Fire, I like your thinking :cool:
 

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Couldn't the ashes still be used for ET?
 
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