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this or the last is 60 Never run with scissors

60 Listen UP! Usually the Good Lord works in mysterious ways! But not today! This here is 66 tons of H.E. spewing Divine Intervention! If God is Love: Then you can call me Cupid...

59 My grandma used to say If at first you don't succeed try a larger thermonuclear reaction

58 Sine qua non -everyone has his limits

57 Fol lo si dovakin

56 Well war isn’t about who’s right, it’s about who’s left

55 I just wanted to give you this lighter. Why so I could go enlighten myself on how much of a bitch I am

54 Therefore you best invest in building a bridge so you can get over it

53 I hope you like cruises because you just got an all expense payed trip out to sea on the friendship. The ice has been broken now drown her in the icy water that is our love

52 Success is not final. failure is not fatal. It’s the courage to continue that counts

51 Well uh let me put it this way take the most horrific, awful thing you can think of and multiply it by cancer

50 Guilt is the idiot cousin of remorse

49 You can’t spell *** without the ex

48 The patron saint of prostitutes old Saint Nick

47 Never jump the fence unless your willing to face what’s on the other side

46 Threading a needle while accelerating around an exploding star inside a planet that’s falling apart sure, why not

45 I like my woman like I like my wine, red and full of alcohol

44 The funny thing is in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40s, I hate everyone equally, and there’s no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference

43 The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination

42 Treat outside wounds with rubbing alcohol, inside wounds with drinking alcohol