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i'm looking to hit it big in the glass sliding business. do you believe it to be a respectable career choice?

i just put a frozen dinner in the oven and coming out the plastic is all....what's the word...warped. and it's got holes in it. what do i do? i'm ****ing starving but i don't want cancer.

because that'd be alarming

couldn't think of anywhere better to put this thread up and search didn't turn up anything. here's mine. right click -> view image for upright picture, dunno why tinpic is like that. that may be a smudge of semen on the side, the psu has a handprint, and my fan is caked with dust. but...

i am dispensing kisses. all i ask in return is for your body and soul

can't he use tsukiyomi and stuff, or is that another eye?

i want someone with which to traverse the vast expanse of cyberspace. someone to confide my most intimate, deepest, and perhaps even darkest secrets in. call me yin, because I'm looking for my yang.

i aspire to greatness. this unquenchable thirst leads me to seek out the goblet of power, and with it's waters to douse the fiery inferno which threatens to raze the edifice of my being with it's intensity.