Recent content by The One Who Knocks

Our beloved Sandaime Hokage is going through a very though time in his life ( as the video below clearly shows )... he has spend all of his money but he needs his daily dose of Shinobi prostitutes! By donating a little you give SO MUCH to not just our beloved leader ( who is also the student of...

So as you might have already realized from the title, this is my theory about what really happened at the VOTE. Madara was the strongest Uchiha shinobi of his time. He was planning this for a very long time ( His fight with Hashirama in order to get his hands on Senju DNA ), he had the...

Jiraiya, the legendary Sannin Ninja... a man of few words and a fan of adult novels. Was he into BDSM? Was he a ladies man? O__o 1. He liked spying on girls but never tried to flirt with some of them. (Denial) 2. He used to allow Tsunade beat the living cr**ap out of him. 3. He liked the ladies...

Ok so this may be a stupid question but i never fully understood what exactly did Hiruzen do to "stop" the third coffin from being summoned/activated? Did he use some secret jutsu? Did the Shuriken tech he used just moments before Orochimaru used ET had something to do with it? Some say the...