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Who can be Rock Lee other than me? No one can! Can't you see? So I spotted some guys by Sakura-chan. Looked like she needed help! So I jumped up. And I made the guys welp. Maybe next time they will wear a cup. Now how many smooches for ynur very own hero? She looked at my face and then...

Hello! Would like to see what is under my mask? Don't sneak around! You fool, just ask. What is that sound. An old episode of Naruto on Toonami? My television? Whatever it may be. It is my mask you are interested in. Let me just show you. My teeth may have green eggs and ham. Oh! Not one mask...

Oh Crap! Its raining outside. Now I can't exercise on a lovely walk. I'll run back inside, and I will hide. Me and my potato chips will talk. I'll eat any thing! From pills to cows. This is written by a poem king. So bring in the wows. WHAT?! You callin' me fat. Well that is not what your mom...

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*I lay down next Sodaru* "What a beautiful beach..."-Me *I stare at Sodaru large katana* "Lets go destroy some stuff!" I can see the excitement in Sodaru's eyes. *As my butler appears, he hands me lemonade.* "What is this?"-Me "This is lemonade, sir."-Yami Yugi, my butler said. "THIS IS...

This is for a noob named Clockcorrupter. I am not new!!! Clockcorrupter is the new guy. Say hi!!!

Girl I know feelings that you thought you had. Was for another guy, But I am that other guy. I ain't gonna talk bad. But I ain't gonna lie. I am number 1, so I'll testify. You know Sasuke, He's bad in almost every way. I won't talk ill. But the haters will. But I got you! Maybe we can get a...

Yeah yeah yeah. I know you sort of think Sexy Jutsu is wrong. But it is as wrong as liking Tsunade! Anyway it is so hot! Would you use it if you could? C'mon. Try to look through the cloud. The blood from your nose will make the shroud! Post pics if you want! I'd be funny if this went...

The Anime: Not Bad...But Not Good The Manga: Way Better Okay. I am going to ask you 5 questions If you say yes to 3 of them, watch it. 1: Do you like mild blood. 2: Do you like super powers? *Being Stretchy* 3: Do you like swords, sling shots, and cannons? 4: Do you like mild profanity. 5...

Kishi will troll us in so many ways. Example: Eye of the Moon Plan Success! Infinite Tsukiyoumi, b*tches! First order make everyone a lesbian, yeah! Sakura and Ino!

Its Konan, baby! Yeah Baby You know It's me. I'm the one that quit the Akatsuki One day I met Jiriaya the Sannin. He said I would be beautiful... And to find him when I turn 18. So I polished my nail to the cuticle. Me, Yakiko, and Nagato Made the Ame Orphans then Akatsuki! We quit though...

Hey its me Tsunade I bet your lookin' at my boobies But some women cosplay So give 'em a break, geez With my friend Shizune Over to the Casino It was a rainy day But I won though! But then Jiraiya showed up The nerve of that guy "Wassup. Sweety Pie!" I just blushed and said "Hi."

Shikamaru= Tactics Sasuke= Fighting Shikamaru

"Hey! It's Mei Terumi!" As all my fanboys say. I'm too hot baby! And I will make your day. I like fighting. And I like it that way. That's why I am Mizukage. The war ended? Outside I say,Yay! But inside, it is gray. I fight for justice. That's the way I go. But just this... I might like Chojuro!

I am Naruta of the Sexy Jutsu. Wait. Be careful what you do! I got clouds that Kishi drew. But also a swimsuit, too! Over me, You will gawk. Cuz I caught you like a hawk. So you knock, a knock... So we can have a talk. C'mon now! I'm on a roll! Who's the one with the soul? How hot am I...