Hidan: Have *** with me or die
Zetsu: Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs, and give me an hour.
Kisame: Wanna sleep with the fishes tonight? ;D
Sasori: GET IN THE PUPPET! (I don't know 30+ year old guy that looks 15 screams pedo to me)
Tobi: Tobi thinks you should play nurse with...