Recent content by Belphegor

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well then, i must be noodles :what:

once i approached to a girl that works in a restaurant and said "did it hurt?" she said "what did hurt?" then i said "did it hurt falling from heaven ?" then she did this :flirty1: no I'm kidding she said "whats ur order?" cuz she had a boyfriend and he was the manager :flaw: xd What were the...

What would you do if u did something wrong and u were cursed to speak only the truth to your boss / spouse / lover ? i would put some glue on my mouth lol