Why does Dan exist?

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Ive been thinking this the whole time! poor jiraiya :( watching dan and tsunade in the afterlife, is just eternally cockblocked

Presumably he'd be too distracted by either ladies he once met and who wish properly thank him, or by ladies he once met and who wish to properly "thank" him.
 

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Presumably he'd be too distracted by either ladies he once met and who wish properly thank him, or by ladies he once met and who wish to properly "thank" him.

Hahahaha either way he's doomed xD
 

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Same question applies to pretty much everyone who's not a top tier lol

Is the ENTIRE PURPOSE of EVERYONE WHO'S NOT A TOP TIER to serve as a POST-MORTEM COCKBLOCKER SQUAD for Jiraiya?!

Post-Mortem Cockblocker Squad would be such an excellent name for a band. You may not have it. It's mine and mine alone.
 
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to even suggest that the great minato's father can be such a fodder character is blasphemy
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Even if he was, he is technically a "deadbeat."
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Even if he was, he is technically a "deadbeat."
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I see you TOO would be a massive hit at any party... I guess I unconsciously attract punsters or something.
 

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He saved Tsunade, he loved Tsunade, so I like him.

Actually I hate him. His death made Tsunade sad and depressed for 30 years...
 

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To keep Jiraiya away from Tsunade
 

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To keep Jiraiya away from Tsunade

Dude, do you even read ANYTHING in ANY thread?

These are all your first posts in a couple separate ones:
Possibly..

The last couple may have been doctored.
 
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Well, I don't know how many have read the manga, but he does get to play a role there.

Also, reviving Nawaki - a mere kid - with Edo Tensei, just to fire up under Tsunade would probably be a waste of power for Kabuto.

Dan also adds to the whole my-dream-is-to-be-Hokage-thing and the necklace for Tsunade, reinforcing her intuitional faith in Naruto.
And just to make her a character with a lot of psychological scarring.

That being said, I'd still wish he hadn't been there :p
 

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Well, I don't know how many have read the manga, but he does get to play a role there.

Also, reviving Nawaki - a mere kid - with Edo Tensei, just to fire up under Tsunade would probably be a waste of power for Kabuto.

Dan also adds to the whole my-dream-is-to-be-Hokage-thing and the necklace for Tsunade, reinforcing her intuitional faith in Naruto.
And just to make her a character with a lot of psychological scarring.

That being said, I'd still wish he hadn't been there :p

The thing is, most of what he stands for is just repeating Nawaki's death. He's a bit pointless, both in her backstory and in the War.
 

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The thing is, most of what he stands for is just repeating Nawaki's death. He's a bit pointless, both in her backstory and in the War.
Well, true dat, but to shape Tsunade's feelings about everything JUST from one person (yeayeah, her brother and all that, very sad) would just be kinda whiney. At least she now has TWO people to build her troubled feelings on.

Though, I agree, I agree - he doesn't serve a "real" purpose in the story. At least not thus far. We wouldn't know.
 

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Jiraiya should have Rasengan'd this idiot for taking his girl!
 

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Is the ENTIRE PURPOSE of EVERYONE WHO'S NOT A TOP TIER to serve as a POST-MORTEM COCKBLOCKER SQUAD for Jiraiya?!

Post-Mortem Cockblocker Squad would be such an excellent name for a band. You may not have it. It's mine and mine alone.


Yeah not such a great joke that you need to use bold and enlarge it even while repeating it. ~_~

The thing is, most of what he stands for is just repeating Nawaki's death. He's a bit pointless, both in her backstory and in the War. He again comes back just before (what looks like for now) Tsunade's death in the story- to add a soft touch just before one of the most gruesome scene in the manga so far.

Supporting characters better our understanding of the main character and the circumstances of s/he finds themself in, whether long-term or short-term. Tsunade is a supporting character for the story of Naruto. Dan is part of her story- he was used to give more than one dimension to the character of Tsunade and to give us a reason for Tsunade's absence from the village and her behaviour prior to coming back and taking charge of Konoha as she was in for the long term. Dan does not play any role in Naruto's life and wasn't needed to be detailed. He was used again (just before, what looks like at the moment, Tusnade's end in the story and) to add a softening touch to one of the most gruesome scene in the manga so far.
 
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Yeah not such a great joke that you need to use bold and enlarge it even while repeating it. ~_~

I was using the format it was originally written in to point out that refering to "the question" I was asking about was a poorly thought out, as the ENTIRE first post was composed of questions (nine or so) and ignoring the both larger-sized AND bolded one would recieve a very unexpected answer.

Regarding my amount of "funny", I personally thought it was hilarious. A word to the wise, never SAY a joke isn't funny. Either you're wrong and haven't understood it, or you're right and have just pointed out something the source of the joke probably already knew in a way that makes you seem like a total douche. At the very least to the person you just "helped".

Supporting characters better our understanding of the main character and the circumstances of s/he finds themself in, whether long-term or short-term. Tsunade is a supporting character for the story of Naruto. Dan is part of her story- he was used to give more than one dimension to the character of Tsunade and to give us a reason for Tsunade's absence from the village and her behaviour prior to coming back and taking charge of Konoha as she was in for the long term. Dan does not play any role in Naruto's life and wasn't needed to be detailed. He was used again (just before, what looks like at the moment, Tusnade's end in the story and) to add a softening touch to one of the most gruesome scene in the manga so far.

If I EVER say that supporting characters as a whole are unneccesary or meaningless, then I am WRONG. Possibly due to higher-than-average chances of early-onset dementia. But that wasn't what I said.

Dan serves little to no purpose. His death gives a reason for Tsunade's abandonment of Konoha, but not a good one. She has more, and better ones, even if she'd never met him. He accomplishes little during the war. He essentially blocks Tsunade's character development between his death and Jiraiya's arrival in Tanzaku Gai with Naruto in tow.

Nawaki's death was a tragedy. Cut down before his reaching adulthood, or even beyond the merest beginnings of adolescense, he never got to experience HALF of what he should have. His early death was wholly unexpected, and as an older sibling I can say I would be absolutely DEVASTATED at the death of a younger brother or sister.

Dan's death was, ever so slightly, less of one. Shinobi die. It's what they do. Dan was a hardened killer, not an inexperienced child. Tsunade's reaction at his death may be understandable, but the sheer SCALE of it is incomprehensible.

Tsunade, at this point, is not inexperienced with death. She has lost her brother and quite possibly her parents, as we've never heard anything of them and with a pedigree as prestigious as (one of them) had, it's practically a given he or she was a legend in the making. Unless that parent was killed before their time. Her grandfather died in battle. Her grandfather's brother died in battle. It's practically certain that not one but SEVERAL of her aquaintances, friends and family died in the War that claimed her brother and lover, and even before it began.

Tsunade has killed people herself, with her bare hands. And often, if her moniker as a "Legendary Sannin" is at all deserved. But she has not killed children, another reason for her reaction to Nawaki's death. Dan has killed people too, if his ambition of becoming Hokage is at all realistic, and what little we have seen of his abilities suggests it was. He is a ninja, she is a ninja, they are not inexperienced with death, even on a personal level. So why would Dan dying send Tsunade into a destructive spiral of gambling and alcohol?


Dan's "softening touch" to a brutal scene? Don't even get me started.
 

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He did nothing but reinforce the point that whoever wore that 1st Hokages Necklace ended up dead until Naruto broke it. Also his bloody death helped cause Tsunade's fear of blood. That's about it other than he saved Tsunade's life and pulled a quick kiss off.

But yeah giant cockblock for the J-man is probably his long standing achievement -.-

Clearly though his ghost tech made him dangerous on a battlefield lol.
 

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I was referring to the topic title but ok that's cool.
 
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