THE ULTIMATE jokes about naruto

cohaco

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well ppl are very busy with theorys predictions and many other things because of kishi-sama took this week as a break to play diablo3 ( lol ) so i made these jokes about naruto well i thanks OOOOO because he gave me the idea with his thread " why didn't naruto take nagato's rinnegan when he died "
well here we go
nagato: hey naruto do you want my rinnegan ? you'll be really OP and you'll pawn the uchiha fanboys :D
naruto: no JUST NO ... ( ) from our first kiss the love story between us started and it's stronger than anything <3 uchiha fanboys are sasuke's friends so i can't hurt them that's why i'll not take the rinnegan
nagato: you love sasuke ??? and what about me ? i've think that both of us feet just well we're both jiraya's students after all
konan: nagato !!! you !!! you !!! you don't love me ?
naruto: well after this conversation i changed my mind my true love is ...
to be continued

CREDIT:
CAMRA MAN= zetsony
MUSIC= IDK
reactions:
hinata: OMG it must be me ... his new love ... it's me i'm sure
sasuke: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jiraya: now i'm sure that the world will be in peace
great toad sage: lol looks like my vision is true ... the ... the ... what was his name again ?
kurama: ROFL didn't i say that naruto loved sasuke ... well that was in the past
the third mizukage: and he's talking about me never kissing a girl LOL
sakura: YESSSSSSSSSSS sasuke is mine now
oro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA now your love is gone sasuke HAHAHAHAHA
lol that was part 1

ladies and gentlmans here is the part 2
nagato and konan: ..... ??!! his NEW LOVE ??
NARUTO: my love is ... it's ... yes fanboys and fangirls that's what you always wanted ... yes what you are thinking now ( hinata come to mind ) ..... the truth is: IT's RAMEN GUY!!!!
nagato: FTW ?!!!
konan: YOU LIAR ... the ramen guy isn't homo HAHA ... you better say the truth ...
naruto: :cool: ( by the way thanks to partha420 because with his sig i find this idea )
nagato:......
konan:.......
a moment of silence
THE END
CREDIT:
camera: zetsony the new camera technology
helping in founding the idea: partha420
reactions:
sasuke:
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my pain right now IS GREATER THAN MY PAIN WHEN THE UCHIHA CLAN GOT KILLED
pain quote sasuke:
jiraya: wow naruto you really have a good taste you choiced ramen guy the only creation that is better than the sage of se* paths
tobi: it's SAGE OF SIX PATHS NOT se* PATHS YOU PERVERT
j-man: here comes tobi and his annoying spetchs about the SO6P
great sage toad: hahaha funny ... anyway who's this guy ??
pa and ma: WHAT did you already forget him it's naruto
great sage toad: aaaaaaaaaaaaah ... and who's naruto ???
pa and ma: :sy: :sy:
sakura: HELL YEAHHHHHHHH SASUKE IS MINE
hinata: we better not mention her reaction right now to not shock kids who read NB
rock lee: amazing it's so funny that it can't be calced
vegeta quote rock lee:
THE END
well that's it and by the way do you want icecream :ice:
 
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Scooby Doo

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Sorry but I didnt laugh...though maybe its only me...and Konan loved Yahiko.
 

Aominecchi

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Sorry but I didnt laugh...though maybe its only me...and Konan loved Yahiko.

Yeah i also didn't laughed....but there are a lot of members in the base mybe you have some luck with them :D
 

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hmmmmm . . . . So many people without any sense of humour.
 

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This should be running through your head right about now.
 

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my reaction
:|................ -a few moment later- ........................... :sy:
 

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This Post was Suppose to make us LAugh ????? :confused:
 

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O.O
this world is so unlogic:
-a thread with a good theory and analyse and hours of writing ==> 7 comments in 2 days
-a epic failed thread about a joke ==> 18 comments in no time
 
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