Bishamon's Laboratory

[TOBI!]

how about you use someone else

(expecting someone else to show up)

WAIT! ILL DO IT! I CAN'T BARE TO SEE MY LOVE TESTED ON
SO ILL GO IN HIS/HER PLACE!

 

[Near.]

what will happen if i do any of these

 

[TOBI!]

what will happen if i do any of these

Don't do it let me go in your place!!!!!!!11

 

[BishamonSama]

what will happen if i do any of these

Good things. O_O

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

Yes, but you'll have to administer the suppositories.

That's the best part! *rubs hands together*

O_O

 

[Near.]

don't lie to me tell me the truth and also tobi will take my place

 

[TOBI!]

don't lie to me tell me the truth and also tobi will take my place

yyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

don't lie to me tell me the truth and also tobi will take my place

*touches your hair*

But we need a tender boy like you... hihihihi With pure bloood!

TOBI! is a cookie-junkie

 

[BishamonSama]

don't lie to me tell me the truth and also tobi will take my place

Nose!

It only works if you drank the shiny fluid. O_O


You're strapped into a chair, so it doesn't matter what you say. If you don't tell me how you want the treatment administered, I'll be forced to give you the suppository form of it. >:|

 

[Near.]

fine then injection

 

[BishamonSama]

fine then injection

O_O

Mkay.


*takes out a 6-foot long syringe*

*sticks it into Near's arm, and injects the treatment*
>

 

[someone else]

(expecting someone else to show up)

WAIT! ILL DO IT! I CAN'T BARE TO SEE MY LOVE TESTED ON
SO ILL GO IN HIS/HER PLACE!

*randomly show's up*

Huh what?

 

[TOBI!]

Nose!

It only works if you drank the shiny fluid. O_O


You're strapped into a chair, so it doesn't matter what you say. If you don't tell me how you want the treatment administered, I'll be forced to give you the suppository form of it. >:|

WAAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BisHA DON'T HURT MY LOVE!!
I DRANK SOME OF TEH FLUID THAT I SAW OOZING OUT OF YOU
TOO ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*straps self down in a chair*
okay im ready!
I CAN DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!1
*wimpering*

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

fine then injection

*brings syringe to Bishamon*

Do it master! hihihih

 

[Near.]

what happens next

 

[BishamonSama]

what happens next

You'll undergo involuntary muscle spasms, involuntary protein spills, and involuntary orgasmic thrusting. O_O

 

[Near.]

so can i leave now

 

[TOBI!]

you'll undergo involuntary muscle spasms, involuntary protein spills, and involuntary orgasmic thrusting.

its a trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew bioshamen had turned evil!!!

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

You'll undergo involuntary muscle spasms, involuntary protein spills, and involuntary orgasmic thrusting. O_O

Nice... Wait did you say orgasmic thrusting?

 

[TOBI!]

Nice... Wait did you say orgasmic thrusting?

yes