Darkbacon
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A man drills 17 holes into a chair, sits on it and farts real loudly, which hole did the fart go through first?
His butthole of course
A man drills 17 holes into a chair, sits on it and farts real loudly, which hole did the fart go through first?
If you have 9 dots, like this:
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how can you connect them with only 4 lines without picking up your
pencil or going through a dot more than once? Assuming there are equal spaces among the dots because NB is retarded
1 1/7th of the bar
1 2/7th of the bar
1 4/7th of the bar.
Day one you get 1/7th
Day two you give back 1/7th and get 2/7th
Day three you get the 1/7th
Day four you give back the 1/7th and 2/7th and get the 4/7th
Day five you get the 1/7th
Day 6 you give back the 1/7th and get the 2/7th
Day 7 you get all of them
During the whole time you have a gold bar you cannot spend or else you cannot get paid. So you still cannot spend until end of the week XD
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If you have 9 dots, like this:
. . .
. . .
. . .
how can you connect them with only 4 lines without picking up your
pencil or going through a dot more than once? Assuming there are equal spaces among the dots because NB is retarded
an old person loses everything in a bet to a guy named rob
even his house and his daughter
he begs Rob to spare his daughter
Rob tells him to arive near the river with his daughter at noon
when he reaches there with her daughter there are many people watching the point
Rob tells him that "i will put two rocks in this bag one white and one black
the girl will pick one of them out if its black then i will keep her and if it will be white then u keep her"
he puts the rocks in the bag
luckily girl sees that both rocks are black and he is cheating
what will she do to win?
(Note:she cant tell people that both are black because sh wont win by doing this)
She picks one from the bag, before anyone can see what color it is, she drops it cleverly and picks up a white one, saying it just slipped. She can show the white rock to every body. the rob guy cannot object because the one remaining in the bag is still black. (Actually she doesn't have to pick up a white rock. Just say it is lost amongst other rocks/in the river).
first you darw your line's like this:
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then fold the paper and push them hard against each other. then trace of pen's ink connect every dots(sorry for my bad english)
You hit a dot more than oncefrom the lower right straight up to beyond the upper right
then go diagonale through the middle top and the left middle dot to the spot, left of the downleft. Then from there go to the lower right dot again and then diagonale through the middle middle dot to the upper left one
inside a green house there is a red house inside the red house there are lots of black babies what is it (no racist )
I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you answer this riddle?
Post, solve and discuss riddles that you know here
Il go first :
1)You are stuck in a room with 2 doors, one door will set you free if you pass through and one door will kill you but you do not know which one is which.
There are also 2 elves in the room, one is a liar and one tells the truth but you do not know which one is which.
You get to ask 1 question to the elves to find out which door is which and escape the room.
What is the question? : Winner Felicia4
2)Two fathers and two sons go to a restaruant and each orders a 5 euro meal.
The waiter appears with the bill adding up to a total of 15 euros.
How is this possible? : Winner Neji360
3) A man had a very bad tooth ache and he needed to travel out off town to get to the nearest dentist.
When he got to the town he noticed the there was two dental clinics right beside eachother with only a single dentist in each.
One of the dentists had rotten teeth and the other had clean white teeth.
The man entered the dental clinic with the dentist with the rotten teeth?
Why did the man do this? : Winner ReeceP
4)A man lives at the 49th of an apartment block and gets the elevator to the bottom floor to get to work everyday.
On his way home from work he gets the elavtor to the 31st floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way.
Why does the man do this? : Winner Chakralit![]()
Im out of riddles post your own and have fun xd
If you have 9 dots, like this:
. . .
. . .
. . .
how can you connect them with only 4 lines without picking up your
pencil or going through a dot more than once? Assuming there are equal spaces among the dots because NB is retarded
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Haha good job. That is correct. Heres another:
Four men want to cross a bridge. The bridge is of a width such that a
maximum of 2 people may cross at a time.
One man takes 10 minutes to cross, another takes 5 minutes to cross,
another takes 2 minutes to cross, and the last takes 1 minute to
cross.
I will call these men A, B, C, and D, respectively.
Here is the catch. If two people cross the bridge together, they must
walk at the pace of the slower one. So if A and B cross, they take 10
minutes. Also, it is night. Each trip requires a flashlight. There
is only one flashlight. The men are not allowed to toss the light over
the river.
How fast can you get all 4 men over the bridge?
19min
D holds the flashlight and take them one by on
1.d+a 10min
2.d returns 1 min
3.d+b 5min
4.d returns 1min
5.d+c 2 min
this is the fastest way