The Ultimate Riddle

[uhIpooped]

(for the adults)
Q: If I paddle my ***** out to sea, who will paddle it back for me?

A: If that day should ever pass I'd make a rowboat out my ass, pound my **** as flat as an oar, and paddle your ***** back to shore...
lmao

 

[Vhoopee]

Its a baseball team

Correct. Go Cubs!!!!!

 

[kagekiller]

Ok There is a round room. There is a painter, a babysitter, a dog, a lawyer, and a cook. The cook is cooking in the kitchen, the babysitter and lawyer to the dog out for a walk, the painter is painting in the corner, and the baby is doing whatever babies do. When the babysitter and lawyer come home the baby is dead. Who did it?

the painter....there are no corners in a round room

 

[Darkbacon]

A doctor and a sailor are both in love with the same attractive girl named Jane. The sailor had to go on a duty that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Jane seven apples. Why?

 

[Ninpou]

A doctor and a sailor are both in love with the same attractive girl named Jane. The sailor had to go on a duty that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Jane seven apples. Why?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

 

[eddi3]

1. their are 10 machines producing 1 ball each every second . machine 1 only produces 1kg ball , machine 2 only 2kg ball and so on .... however one of them begins producing balls weighing 100g less than the desired . u have a weighing machine . use it only once to find out the faulty machine.


2. you have 1000 coins of 1 rupee only and u have 10 envelops . distribute them so that when i ask any amount of money(upto 1000 obviously) u only have to give me some or all of the envelops only to give me the exact amount i asked.

 

[Darkbacon]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Good job bro

 

[Darkbacon]

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

 

[Easyfathom]

In a street there are five houses, painted five different colors.

In each house lives a person of different nationality.

These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

Necessary clues:

1. The British man lives in a red house.
2. The Swedish man keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Danish man drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the center house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The Blends smoker lives next to the one who drinks water.

Who owns the fish?

(Sorry if this has been posted, got to page 15 and stopped reading... If you know the answer don't ruin it)
P.S Answer can be easily found so don't cheat when it gets too hard
P.P.S Takes an average 20 mins +

 

[Vhoopee]

1. their are 10 machines producing 1 ball each every second . machine 1 only produces 1kg ball , machine 2 only 2kg ball and so on .... however one of them begins producing balls weighing 100g less than the desired . u have a weighing machine . use it only once to find out the faulty machine.


2. you have 1000 coins of 1 rupee only and u have 10 envelops . distribute them so that when i ask any amount of money(upto 1000 obviously) u only have to give me some or all of the envelops only to give me the exact amount i asked.

1. Weigh them all at the same time.

2. Thinking

the painter....there are no corners in a round room

I know the answer is the painter but the logic of it doesn't hold up.

Follow me- A room by definition has a floor, wall/s, and a ceiling. Therefore any room, even a round one, has at least 2 corners; one where the floor meets the wall, and one where the wall meets the ceiling.

This means the painter was busy. Who killed the baby?

 

[eddi3]

1. Weigh them all at the same time.

2. Thinking



I know the answer is the painter but the logic of it doesn't hold up.

Follow me- A room by definition has a floor, wall/s, and a ceiling. Therefore any room, even a round one, has at least 2 corners; one where the floor meets the wall, and one where the wall meets the ceiling.

This means the painter was busy. Who killed the baby?

how the hell would you know which machine was faulty by weighing them at the same time.

.

 

[Vhoopee]

how the hell would you know which machine was faulty by weighing them at the same time.

.

That's what I get for multitasking.

Whichever one spits 11 balls in 10 sec.

 

[leog]

in answer to the first riddle tou ask "if i asked the other elf which door would save me what would he say?". then you go through the other door.

 

[eddi3]

That's what I get for multitasking.

Whichever one spits 11 balls in 10 sec.

none of them will ever spit 11 in 10 sec ... the faulty one just spits balls weighing 100g less than that it was required to.

 

[Easyfathom]

none of them will ever spit 11 in 10 sec ... the faulty one just spits balls weighing 100g less than that it was required to.

Yeah, you would wiegh them all at once, 1 ball from each. e.g. 10 balls weight = 9900g(9.9kg)
Then you would simply take one ball at a time, what ever gets rid of the 900g(0.9kg), that would be the faulty one You would have to mark each ball though xD

 

[eddi3]

Yeah, you would wiegh them all at once, 1 ball from each. e.g. 10 balls weight = 9900g(9.9kg)
Then you would simply take one ball at a time, what ever gets rid of the 0.9, that would be the faulty one You would have to mark each ball though xD

but that would be multiple weighing as you would take reading after taking every ball.

do it only once.

 

[Easyfathom]

but that would be multiple weighing as you would take reading after taking every ball.

do it only once.

Just read it again (didn't read it properly) I think I might know.

Wait, does each machine produce a ball every second, or do they each produce just one ball separately each a second apart?

 

[eddi3]

Just read it again (didn't read it properly) I think I might know.

Wait, does each machine produce a ball every second, or do they each produce just one ball separately each a second apart?

each machine produce ball every second

 

[awitness]

In a street there are five houses, painted five different colors.

In each house lives a person of different nationality.

These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

Necessary clues:

1. The British man lives in a red house.
2. The Swedish man keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Danish man drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the center house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The Blends smoker lives next to the one who drinks water.

Who owns the fish?

(Sorry if this has been posted, got to page 15 and stopped reading... If you know the answer don't ruin it)
P.S Answer can be easily found so don't cheat when it gets too hard
P.P.S Takes an average 20 mins +

I got the German in the green house drinks coffee, smokes Prince and has a fish.

 

[eddi3]

another one :

1 = 5
2 = 25
3 = 125
5 = ?