she's too young for you,BRO!!

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If she writes all in glitter she's too young for you man.
 

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If she isn't eighteen or older she's too young for you bro
 

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"If grass is in the infield play ball" <--- don't understand this statement, then she's too young for you bro!
 

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If my little pony was her favorite childhood cartoon she's too young for you bro.
 

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If her height reaches your crotch and she ain't on her knees...
She's too young for you bro.

Or just a midget.
 

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If she walks with the glowey shoes
shes to young for you bro

btw i know where you got this from
 

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if she has a security blanket then she's too young for you, bro!!
 

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If her height reaches your crotch and she ain't on her knees...
She's too young for you bro.

Or just a midget.

I disagree.
If she's tall enough to reach the mailbox she's old enough to receive the package.
 

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When your kids are older than she is, she might be too young for you.

If you bring her out to dinner and the waiter brings over some coloring books and crayons, shes too young for you.

If you ask her to out to the club with you and she says she cant because its past her bedtime, she might be too young for you.
 

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When your kids are older than she is, she might be too young for you.

If you bring her out to dinner and the waiter brings over some coloring books and crayons, shes too young for you.

If you ask her to out to the club with you and she says she cant because its past her bedtime, she might be too young for you.

dang you on a hot streak!!

when you take her to mcdonalds and she runs to the play area, she's too young for you,bro!!
 

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If she cant watch a rated PG-13 movie, she's to young for you bro!
 

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If she thinks that storks deliver babies, she is too young for you bro

If she thinks that typewriters are all the rage, she is too old for you bro
 

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If she still reads Dr. Seuss's books, she's too young for you bro ..... ? LOL i made that up
 

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If her dad recently died of a massive heart-attack, she's too young for you, bro. :|

If her zygote hasn't undergone meiosis due to fertilization, she's too young for you bro.
 

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If she thinks that Pedo Bear is a new Care Bear, she's too young for you bro!!

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P.S. I heard my name being called here! U_U
 
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if she says you have cooties, she's too young for you bro
 

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If bubbles are the only things she blows, she is too young for ya brah
 
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