Confession Thread. U_U

[modthis]

i once masturbated 13 times in a 12 hour period

Definitely got you beat from when I was in middle school.




My real confession though is my thunder craps.

Every time it starts thundering my bowels start twisting and I'm on the pot nonstop.

 

[Saf4g914]

Definitely got you beat from when I was in middle school.




My real confession though is my thunder craps.

Every time it starts thundering my bowels start twisting and I'm on the pot nonstop.

Lol

 

[Killahkels]

Im in love with a stripper

 

[Saf4g914]

Im in love with a stripper

I was too when i was young, then i realized it was about the money...

 

[Killahkels]

Lol. It's booty warrior.

lol Boondocks ref awesome

 

[Killahkels]

I was too when i was young, then i realized it was about the money...

This one works part time with me part time strippingxd

 

[MangekyouJ]

I sleep naked in my hammock on my porch during the summer, only to find out the old lady across the street had been peeping at for about 2 months....haven't told my wife about that....she'd probably kill the old hag...

 

[Killahkels]

Old pervs are the best

 

[MangekyouJ]

Dude that kinda creeped me out and turned me on at the same time...lol

 

[felekrvavac]

one time i pushed a 4year old off a swing and he died !!!! jk he was a little hurt

 

[Uchiha Josephus]

Confession: Episodes 248 and 249 were awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheSageOfThe6Paths]

i'm too damn picky with girls x.x

 

[bmillz012]

i'm too damn picky with girls x.x

me too bro lol

 

[opthomasprime]

One time, I kicked a puppy U_U

me too...and it made me feel goodU_U

 

[NarutoBestFanboy]

Confession: I am not Naruto's best fanboy.

 

[generalfreeplay]

Every Friday night if I get so bored and there is nothing to do I play video games and stay up until 4-5 in the morning and wake up at around 10-11 AM

I have a crush on a korean girl

 

[Melizzle]

Confession: I have a Might Guy background on my phone.

 

[Uchiha Josephus]

Confession: I have a Might Guy background on my phone.

xd that's hilarious!!!

 

[Wakizashi]

i once masturbated 13 times in a 12 hour period

damn!!!

Definitely got you beat from when I was in middle school.




My real confession though is my thunder craps.

Every time it starts thundering my bowels start twisting and I'm on the pot nonstop.

wow now that's a problem. that needs to be checked out!!!

Im in love with a stripper

who isn't?

I sleep naked in my hammock on my porch during the summer, only to find out the old lady across the street had been peeping at for about 2 months....haven't told my wife about that....she'd probably kill the old hag...

be fortunate some people want to be stalked by old ladies. i don't know who but i know that some do.

Dude that kinda creeped me out and turned me on at the same time...lol

been in that situation before

one time i pushed a 4year old off a swing and he died !!!! jk he was a little hurt

omg! i thought you were so serious at first!! and then i seen the jk. whew!!

i'm too damn picky with girls x.x

me too man. that's why they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[U chris]

shit, i hate to say this but
I'M BLACK AND I LOVE FRIED CHICKEN, WATER MELON AND MALT LIQUOR
there, i said it, there's nothing bad about it, no black joke people -_-