Hidan vs Tsunade

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slowest Attacker*.

Hidan dodged a bijuu dama at point blank.
Oops my bad. Tsunade still wins because she was still fighting even when she was stabbed by susanoo blades and even managed to take one susanoo out

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This is how the battle plays out.

Tsunadeand hidan exchange blows

Hidan cuts her, but that just gave Tsunade the chance to give him a strong punch.

Tsunade thinks he is down for good but he gets back up.

Tsunade realizes she should be cautious, while Hidan prepares the ritual.

Hidan has his circle drawn on the floor, skin color changes, and laugh maniacally as he is about to end the match.

Tsunade punches the floor and ruins the ritual.

Hidans laughs and says she is "only delaying the inevitable" and quickly draws another circle.

Tsunade punches the floor and ruins the ritual.

Hidan realizes he has no time for gloating and draws another circle

Tsunade punches the floor and ruins the ritual.

Hidan gets really pissed off and decides to end her without his ritual.

He jumps in the air and smashes his 3 bladed scythe over Tsunade. Tsunade blocks the first 2 blades with her forearms but her head gets chopped up.

Hidan leaves the scythe in her skull and drags her ass to the collection office.


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The end.

You're crazy if you think it's going to play out like this.
Tsunade is the one who landed a hit on edo Madara, Hidan is nothing.
 

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Oops my bad. Tsunade still wins because she was still fighting even when she was stabbed by susanoo blades and even managed to take one susanoo out

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Yawn... not like Hidan didn't get his ribs, lungs and heart crushed and still beat Asuma. LOL.

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You're crazy if you think it's going to play out like this.
Tsunade is the one who landed a hit on edo Madara, Hidan is nothing.

yeah with the help of 4 other kages. LOL.
 

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Yawn... not like Hidan didn't get his ribs, lungs and heart crushed and still beat Asuma. LOL.

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How is this relevant?

yeah with the help of 4 other kages. LOL.

Nah. The 4 other kage were nowhere to be seen at that moment. She landed her her susanoo ribcage shattering kick with their help, but the next attack was just her, this is how it was shown.
By feats and hype Tsunade destoys Hidan.
 

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How is this relevant?



Nah. The 4 other kage were nowhere to be seen at that moment. She landed her her susanoo ribcage shattering kick with their help, but the next attack was just her, this is how it was shown.
By feats and hype Tsunade destoys Hidan.

the other post was in reply to another person. Not you.

As for the 2nd post read the bold. And hype don't mean shit. By Feats, tsunade is no match for Hidan. She tanks blows and dishes out powerful ones but both strengths aren't effective against Hidan.
 

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Yawn... not like Hidan didn't get his ribs, lungs and heart crushed and still beat Asuma. LOL.

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Yea except he'll be pinned down on the ground and won't have his boyfriend Kakuzu to bail him out of trouble.
 

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Yea except he'll be pinned down on the ground and won't have his boyfriend Kakuzu to bail him out of trouble.

She doesn't have shadow stitch to pin him down. She can pin him down if she can touch him but then again, if she ever does, she won't be pinning him down for the kill if ya know what im sayin. ;)
 

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I'm curious as to how Hidan gets out of Tsunade's body path derangement technique, and we know she's fast enough to hit him with that.
 

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I'm curious as to how Hidan gets out of Tsunade's body path derangement technique, and we know she's fast enough to hit him with that.

Hidan probably wouldn't, Kabuto had already a lot of skill in biology and was decent fighter in CQC as Orochimaru stated. Hidan wouldn't get out of it in time and Tsunade has already blown his brains out.
 

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I'm curious as to how Hidan gets out of Tsunade's body path derangement technique, and we know she's fast enough to hit him with that.

Hidan cannot be paralyzed, immobilized or poisoned. He is immortal and his nervous system does not work that way. He had his head cut off yet he could speak and control his facial muscles. he has his spine crushed, yet he could walk and talk. So how can Tsunade's body path derangement technique work? Its clear that Hidan's nervous system is different and other worldly.
 

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Hidan wins it. Not only has Absolute Zero proven Hidan's undeniable victory in this match up, as the leader of the Lord Pissame fanclub, I can say that Hidan has the undying support of the Lord Pissame Brigade. With Lord Pissame himself opposing the Tsunade movement, there is nothing here to prove. Hidan winning is fact.
 

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Hidan cannot be paralyzed, immobilized or poisoned. He is immortal and his nervous system does not work that way. He had his head cut off yet he could speak and control his facial muscles. he has his spine crushed, yet he could walk and talk. So how can Tsunade's body path derangement technique work? Its clear that Hidan's nervous system is different and other worldly.

In short your point is he has no nervous system? Apparently these kind of posts are a daily thing.
 

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Hidan cannot be paralyzed, immobilized or poisoned. He is immortal and his nervous system does not work that way. He had his head cut off yet he could speak and control his facial muscles. he has his spine crushed, yet he could walk and talk. So how can Tsunade's body path derangement technique work? Its clear that Hidan's nervous system is different and other worldly.

That's true to an extent, but do take into consideration that when he was beheaded, Hidan needed to be attached to his body, via the help of Kakuzu, to be able to control his body, which leads me to believe that his nervous system is still intact. So lets just say, ad Arguendo, that this theory is correct, then Tsunade's BPD technique would be able to render his movements pointless.

Hidan wins it. Not only has Absolute Zero proven Hidan's undeniable victory in this match up, as the leader of the Lord Pissame fanclub, I can say that Hidan has the undying support of the Lord Pissame Brigade. With Lord Pissame himself opposing the Tsunade movement, there is nothing here to prove. Hidan winning is fact.

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Hidan winning cannot be a fact because it never happened in the manga!
Alot of people get confused with the definitions of "facts" and "opinions"
 
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That's true to an extent, but do take into consideration that when he was beheaded, Hidan needed to be attached to his body, via the help of Kakuzu, to be able to control his body, which leads me to believe that his nervous system is still intact. So lets just say, ad Arguendo, that this theory is correct, then Tsunade's BPD technique would be able to render his movements pointless.
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Hidan winning cannot be a fact because it never happened in the manga!
Alot of people get confused with the definitions of "facts" and "opinions"

Not possible because he had facial expressions when he got beheaded. He was able to voice out his opinions. Don't forget that he got his spine crushed when he killed Asuma, yet he was walking with a stake through his heart.

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^ Superman broke his back and this was what happened.

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^ Hips, lower spine, etc. got crushed yet Hidan laughed out loud and whipped out his stake to stab his own sternum. AZ understands what you're saying. Since Hidan's body couldn't move when he was beheaded, this means Tsunade can paralyze him through the brain by cutting off signals. The thing is like this one said before, an ordinary man cannot talk when he is beheaded. Hidan can. What does this mean? It means his immortality defies the laws of science. His immortality is spiritual. Tsunade cannot paralyze him.
 
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There is another flaw because he had facial expressions when he got beheaded. he was able to voice out his opinions. Don't forget that he got his spine crushed when he killed Asuma, yet he was walking with a stake through his heart.

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^ Superman broke his back and this was what happened.

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^ Hips, lower spine, etc. got crushed yet Hidan laughed out loud and whipped out his stake to stab his own sternum. He defies the laws of science. His immortality is spiritual. Tsunade cannot paralyze him.

You still haven't responded to why his head needed to be reconnected to his body for him to move his body parts..

And we can apply the same logic to Tsunade in the sense that she got stabbed through the heart (Orochimaru's Kusanagi), Stabbed through the stomach, and by default: the spine, with 2 of Madara's Susanoo swords, but was still able to walk around.
 

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It doesn't really matter if he can be paralyzed or not.
Tsunade counters perfectly what Hidan has to offer, while Tsunade can rib Hidan to pieces with ease.
Stealing Hidan's scythe wouldn't even be that difficult for her. :| What would he do then? Curse?

@Absolute Zero, you obviously do not know Tsunade's feats nor are familiar with her fighting capabilities.
 

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You still haven't responded to why his head needed to be reconnected to his body for him to move his body parts..

And we can apply the same logic to Tsunade in the sense that she got stabbed through the heart (Orochimaru's Kusanagi), Stabbed through the stomach, and by default: the spine, with 2 of Madara's Susanoo swords, but was still able to walk around.
We're talking about Hidan not tsunade so we dont have to take her into account. His head needed to be fixed onto his body for him to move again BUT how can his brain work when he got beheaded? A beheaded man's brain would be dead but hidan still was alive.
 
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