Favorite NB quote?

[Young Thug]

r u doing these for reps :|

funny to me because my eminence here is based around doing things for reps

 

[Punk Hazard]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKK, don't play with fire

how can i play with something that is liquid?

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This always brought a twinkle to my eye

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We didn't care the first time

 

[BLAZE]

adeshina365 post #70 and slimreaper #77

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funny to me because my eminence here is based around doing things for reps

lml dat was me

 

[Dantе]

I've seen many, but too bad I didn't have any of them saved somewhere.

 

[Venomous Cobra]

"Itachi rides yata like a board and seals the sun"

Cunnin linguist (or whatever his name was)
"Homosexuality is an evolutionary advantage"

NS fans
"We're going to ban naruto"

 

[Chazzi]

Too many to choose from.

LB when she/he said Hiashi beats Itachi is a contender, of course.

 

[End of Days]

Itachibase leaks

and other similar screenshots taken when someone thought no one was watching.

 

[FemmeFatale]

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Even though you look foolish ridiculing this, I still love you baby

 

[Amaterasu]

Even though you look foolish ridiculing this, I still love you baby

Lol, sure.

 

[SSStylish]

Some guy said Sasuke is extremely repetitive in comparison to Naruto and has way less development.

Edit: I think his name is UzumakiWade. Good thing he's on my ignore list.

 

[Dantе]

Itachibase leaks

and other similar screenshots taken when someone thought no one was watching.

So sad you don't know that IB wasn't leaked, it was just a hoax

 

[Zealous Sparks]

KGB Kakuzu on the pairing thread:

Its like the Narutobase staff got tired of all the pointless and shitty flame wars being started and taking up their data space, and decided to culminate them into a single cluster ****........ its so ingenius that it didn't work because the Staff misjudged the mental capacity of its denizens.

 

[~Ethereal~]

"Orochimaru is in the Konoha Zoo in the reptile section". I forgot the user whom commented this, but because of that I spam the living crap out of it whenever I see an Oro thread.

 

[BLAZE]

This clown fapping over NH and SS

the only way, how ns can happen at this point of story in naruto manga is an ass pull. An ass pull, that will disgust the universe itself. It's like some people seriously expect sakura to come up with something like that: "hey, hinata, i know that you love naruto from the very beginning of this manga and you love him stronger than anybody else, i know that you literally almost died twice for him, but you what? I suddenly realized, that i like him too! So bye-bye, take care! I am a main heroine after all, stereotypes are more important, than sense of the story". Probably same people seriously think, that naruto is just messing around with hinata's feelings during this whole war arc and gives her false hopes to just throw her away later and kishimoto gave her all those confident words to be with naruto forever just for fun.

Isn't all of that sounds sick as hell? How evil a person should be to seriously expect such atrocity from writer and his characters? How far some people are ready to go to just **** up characters personalities and everything they stand for? Isn't it heartless to think, that kishimoto is going to throw hinata's character in the basket?

Just what kind of message such an ass pull can give to readers?
If you know, that your friend loves your other friend very much, you definitely should stand in the way and destroy all dreams of your friend and that it's absolutely ok to send in the ass your true love if he became a criminal, you absolutely don't need to help him return back on the right way, you are a **** that can easily jump from one guy to another - something like that? Sakura is absolutely not like that, she is very good girl who is loyal to her true love sasuke and she will never turn away from him.
Or this: It's ok to play with feelings of a girl that loves you with all her heart and ready to die for you no matter what, you can give her all signs that her love is mutual from your side just to throw her later - such an excellent message to make all guy readers an *******s, isn't it? Naruto is absolutely not like that, he will never do something like that, he hates people who are lying, so he will never harm hinata and the fact, that her desire to be with naruto forever grows stronger, it means that naruto gave her all reasons to think so, because she knows him better than he himself.

Why some people think that kishimoto masashi can do such an evil act like the ass pull i wrote above? It is the only way for ns to happen at this point of story. I'm sure if he learned, that some people expect such atrocity from him, he would be disappointed very much, that his story and characters are misunderstood. Kishimoto never have done any ass pulls in entire manga, then why expect this from him now? Kishimoto masashi wants to give a good message to his readers,because his manga naruto is all about how people can become better persons and together make this world a better place, where naruto character is a catalyst of such changes.

Naruhina and sasusaku are carrying a good message. These couples have sense, logic and meaning. It teaches girls to be loyal to their love and heart till the very end, always believing in those they love and support them forever, never betraying themselves and those they love and care about. It teaches guys to accept such gift as girl's true love, it teaches guys that the woman, that will make you happy for the rest of your life is not the one that you want, but the one that you need. I think kishimoto is trying to show, that the best love is the one that woman carries towards a man and he just needs to accept this gift from heaven, because woman's heart knows love better.
You can see this in sakura's confession to sasuke, where it was shown, how good she understands him and what he needs to be happy, what they both needs to be happy and she is fully ready to give all of that to sasuke and save him from his darkness and sasuke's response to that shows, that he appreciates this a lot and he definitely would accept that if he wasn't so obsessed with revenge. And the fact, that sakura didn't stopped love sasuke even after he tried to kill her shows, how pure, real and strong her love towards him is.
As for naruto and hinata, you have to be blind not to see, that this couple is right here in front of you. But i think, that even blind would understand, that naruto and hinata are meant for each other if you read the manga to a blind man without any changes of the lines. Hinata's love towards naruto is something, that every guy dreams about. She understands him better, than he himself as was perfectly shown in chapters 98 and 615. She even understands his (their) ninja way and is able to return his confidence in that this way is right and his words are not a lie. Chapter 615 is the moment, where naruto officially accepted hinata's love, but naruhina became canon in chapter 573 already, kishimoto pretty much confirmed it through hinata.

Naruhina and sasusaku is an end game, because they have positive message to readers. These couples have sense, logic and meaning.

Kishimoto masashi will never perform an ass pull, because he is a good artist and writer. If you expect an ass pull from him, you don't respect him and his work. You should never change his original characters and ruin canon story with it.

Every naruto needs his own hinata and every hinata needs her own naruto. Every sasuke needs his own sakura and every sakura needs her own sasuke. Girls give, guys accept. Because as i said earlier, girls know love better and guys only need to learn from them.

Since naruto manga was made for male audience first, naruhina and sasusaku have godd moral lessons for them:
Even if you are a dorky boy and naive like naruto, or if you are a guy who went a wrong path, in the end even you will have a woman that will love you no matter what for who you are and she will only help you become better with her care, kindness and love towards you. Naruto have hinata. Sasuke have sakura. And you, a male reader, will have somebody too as well, there will be a woman who will love you as much as hinata and sakura love their men. And for women it is a great lesson about how to be loyal and dedicated to your true love.
Ns has no good moral lessons at all. Since kishimoto's intention is to transmit good moral lessons into his readers, naruhina and sasusaku is his goal from the beginning.

 

[shelke]

Cunnin linguist (or whatever his name was)
"Homosexuality is an evolutionary advantage"

That is scientifically debatable. How is that a funny quote?

 

[Young Thug]

adeshina365 post #70 and slimreaper #77

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lml dat was me

what a cool guy

 

[iNotorious]

Yea, I have more but i'm too lazy to find them.

those are itachi fapboys. Sauske fans never resort to fanboyism.

Training with Tsunade was not a waste, Tsunade is the strongest female ninja in the manga, with possible a seal that rivals the Sharrigan and Tailed Beast.

Pinnacle of Chakra control = byakugou
Pinnacle of Jink= Chakra Mode.
Pinnacle of Sharrigan= EMS

Hmmm....Sakura + Kitchen Sage Mode is top 15.

I think Sakura will get the rinnegan

* sees Femme * ...* sees Macho *

grabs popcorn and supports Macho .....you rule man !!!

OT : sasukes doesn't need sharingun to kill her , his swag > her . ^^

Now I remember why i started disliking Tsunade , you guys are a bunch of Femme clones .

Master at dodging? Please, Sakura couldn't dodge a snowball if she had a ten second warning. We didn't even get any conditions of the fight; we don't know the starting distance or location, which makes this significantly harder to judge.

Current Sakura has a good change against Itachi, she has a natural talent for Genjutsu as said by Kakashi and her super strength and healing can outlast Itachi.

thank for the link,Sasuke susano should be able to slice Kurama/jubi tbb

this exactly cant understand what KH is yapping about. and what style doe sakura have bruh? punching the ground and yelling chaa?:|

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Im not gonna tell people about our child.

Oh shit, INoto got Femme pregnant by just replying to her Lol

Our child? Since when Femme.

I guess Femme got pregnant by just getting a reply from you

Opp, you doing it for the base honey. Ima cute .

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[Cruciatus]

Gives my heart an erection.

Oh my god

 

[Venomous Cobra]

That is scientifically debatable. How is that a funny quote?

Actually this thread wasn't for funny quotes only. .........

And sorry, science doesn't support the idea.

 

[shelke]

Minato fans: "Minato's Kunai broke through Ae's lightening Armour."

Actually this thread wasn't for funny quotes only. .........

And sorry, science doesn't support the idea.

Homosexuality being nature's way to curb the population explosion through adaptable genes? Yes, there is a scientific debate on this. Anyhow, not the thread or place for this.