[Discussion] So, guys..

[Crossroads]

We've all been there, it's horrific. We've all been hit in the groin and boy does it hurt something awful. This isn't something that "just happens" and we go our merry way. Nah, this is as memorable as a mother's child birth. So, describe the worst time you were hit in the sack.

For me, I was in my brother's living room watching some Twilight and I said Edward was a little ***** with no lips. My sister in law's sister didn't take too kindly, and hit me where it hurt, with a lamp, right in the Johnson. Man, the pain..

Anyway, what about you guys? ​

 

[The Sach]

When I got hit by football.>_>
I was standing as a part of defending wall, guy was taking a free kick, I jumped to get a header and boom, boom.>_>

 

[Jack Skellington]

I do that skateboarding ya know?
Last year I was skating my merry way until I tripped and fell on my crouch on the fence leaning...

 

[Jon Snow.]

I rode a bike through some sand,got stopped right in my tracks while I slid forward on the seat while sitting on my balls.

Tears started flowing immediately.

 

[ThanosInfinity]

I got hit in the groin when 'nutcheck' was in style in middle school I was in gym and while we played basketball they got me hard. He got some torque in that punch.

 

[Europa]

Well, when I was like 8 or something, I still had one of those beds with fences or w/e you call it surrounding it...A crib I guess. And I was like one of those really hyper kids so my mom called me and I was jumping out of the bed and shit. Fate and gravity intervened so I landed right on that fence thing.....Like in the same position when you ride a horse. God damn that was painful af.

 

[NarutoB]

I think someone's going to masturbate to this

 

[Sjhsgjhsgjshjshjsh]

A curtain female member would find this thread attractive .

 

[iNotorious]

When i got into a fight, well it was a friends vs friends fight, 10 vs 10 i believe, yeah....

 

[Crossroads]

Well, when I was like 8 or something, I still had one of those beds with fences or w/e you call it surrounding it...A crib I guess. And I was like one of those really hyper kids so my mom called me and I was jumping out of the bed and shit. Fate and gravity intervened so I landed right on that fence thing.....Like in the same position when you ride a horse. God damn that was painful af.

LOL, at eight years old? Surprised you felt anything.

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[RoguePatriot]

Lucky for me I don't get hit in the balls very often. But christ does it hurt like a mother****er.

 

[Crossroads]

I think someone's going to masturbate to this

Does that person's name rhyme with me-ha-ha?​

 

[FalseBlade]

Jumping on a trampoline. Accidentally kicked female cousin. She jumps up and nails me.
I only cried for 2 minutes. But I also laid on the ground for 2 hours.​

 

[Hexuze]

Does that person's name rhyme with me-ha-ha?​

Its gonna be Chihaya.

 

[Taco King]

so this one time i tried to pull an oliver kahn and tried to stop a free kick with my legs and took a curving free kick straight to my groin

 

[Europa]

LOL, at eight years old? Surprised you felt anything.

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Actually now that I think about it, it was 11-12-ish. But oh I felt it.

Damn tho', with a lamp, for Edward?

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[The Sach]

so this one time i tried to pull an oliver kahn and tried to stop a free kick with my legs and took a curving free kick straight to my groin

Similar incident to mine.*_*
Though my team won the match, when I scored goal on dream penalty, inside deflection of post.:T_T:
I saved a free kick.:bouncy:
I leant two things that day,
1. A hit at groin can save a match.
2. Never give up, dattebayo!!!

 

[Crossroads]

Actually now that I think about it, it was 11-12-ish. But oh I felt it.

Damn tho', with a lamp, for Edward?

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**** Bella, he should've saved me. U_U​

 

[Taco King]

Similar incident to mine.*_*
Though my team won the match, when I scored goal on dream penalty, inside deflection of post.:T_T:
I saved a free kick.:bouncy:
I leant two things that day,
1. A hit at groin can save a match.
2. Never give up, dattebayo!!!

dude i was the freaking goalkeeper

 

[Jack Spicer]

My friend got me after I got him. We were messing around in the living room of my house years ago. I was a little ***** and cried. It hurt.