Human Sacrificial Altar

[Excālibur1]

-Appears out of nowhere to watch the Human sacrifice-

All Hail Nexus! All hail Nexus!

 

[Sherlock.]

-Appears out of nowhere to watch the Human sacrifice-

All Hail Nexus! All hail Nexus!

*Shouts from a distance*
Want some popcorn buddy? Lol

*Thinks to himself*
I hope this gets intense.

 

[Xicer]

What sorcery is this?

It appears to be sorcery of the Satanic variety lol.

Slaughter the lamb! Bathe in his blood! We must appease Nexus!

 

[Scorps]

*runs down the isle in a white dress*

Stop this foolishness!! You... you can't!!

Sorry, but your husband to be must die in order to appease our mighty lord, sweetsasuke Nexus.

What sorcery is this? :skorm:

No, this is my theme song >_>

[video=youtube;WJnyDOZPVZM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJnyDOZPVZM[/video]

*drops the bag "accidentally" on the altar with enough force to fracture it*

Ops... I thought he was knocked out!

Now, let the carving begin! *takes out a blunt knife* I shall take the first jab... At this nose!!!!!!! ALL HAIL NEXUS!

 

[Lili-Chwan]

Okay, is this just another one of his antics to prevent my mother from coming to visit us? Cali, she's coming to visit, and that is final!

Don't support him, Scorps!

 

[Lytes]

Amidst the crouds
*Brings out a camera*
I am so posting this on Youtube, I'll 10000000000000000000 views

 

[Scorps]

Okay, is this just another one of his antics to prevent my mother from coming to visit us? Cali, she's coming to visit, and that is final!

Don't support him, Scorps!

Your mom? you mean... "her" ?

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*shivers*`

No way she's coming!

 

[Excālibur1]

*Shouts from a distance*
Want some popcorn buddy? Lol

*Thinks to himself*
I hope this gets intense.

Hearing the stranger shouting, I reply back "Gimme some please."

 

[Lili-Chwan]

Your mom? you mean... "her" ?

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*shivers*`

No way she's coming!

Don't you talk smack about my moma!

Besides, everyone looks bad in their graduation picture >_>

 

[Caliburn]

What sorcery is this? :skorm:

No, this is my theme song >_>

[video=youtube;WJnyDOZPVZM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJnyDOZPVZM[/video]

Mighty overlord Satan, accept this humble sacrifice

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Okay, is this just another one of his antics to prevent my mother from coming to visit us? Cali, she's coming to visit, and that is final!

Don't support him, Scorps!

Don't you talk smack about my moma!

Besides, everyone looks bad in their graduation picture >_>

Noooooooooosh, last time she came she ate the sacrifice, used one of my previous swords as a toothpick and then excreted it 5 minutes later out on the altar. I don't want Skorm-dung again on my freshly cleaned altar.

 

[Scorps]

2nd... Yo momma is too much even for yo momma jokes... Now, let the worshipping of evil commence!!!!!

*wielding the knife*

Who wants a piece of Skorm Ear? No? Skorm Nose?

 

[Lili-Chwan]

Omg, I can't even. I can't even

*pretends to look away while handing out the sacrificial knife and adjusting Skorm's neck position for maximum exposure*

So barbaric, so not fetch.

 

[Stark]

Sacrifice Skorm already, I will use his bones as a bong.

 

[Black Butler]

@_@ *Rises from the ground by the altar*

HEY! Everyone wait! I was sent here from the future! I came to tell you dire consequences of your actions to come and prevent this ! Just give me a listen!

 

[Serpent]

Woah, Hey now! I thought we where just having a funeral, If you keep chanting the name of Nexus like that he might spawn from the depths of hell!

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[Caliburn]

Woah, Hey now! I thought we where just having a funeral, If you keep chanting the name of Nexus like that he might spawn from the depths of hell!

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*views profile* too late for that, he already has .-.

 

[-Naruto-]

*views profile* too late for that, he already has .-.

GG. Game over.

Should we offer Cali instead of Skorm? Pretty sure Age accents flavor.

 

[Joker]

Time to mess some stuff up, *Runs up and twerks on the alter*

 

[Serpent]

*views profile* too late for that, he already has .-.

Well, cheers to the end....

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[Scorps]

GG. Game over.

Should we offer Cali instead of Skorm? Pretty sure Age accents flavor.

You really don't know the dark lord... He likes them young... and tender. I heard the meat is smoother and somewhat resembling that of piglets. As our resident "virgin", Skorm is ideal for the sacrifice. Caliburn would be stiff as bull meat.