~ Naruto Revival Technique = Bullshit~

Darkas

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=D How's that you're able to touch someone who is basically near cremation on their chest and prolong their life force or possibly revive them? I mean you guys seen Guy right? He look like a burnt piece of ashy fried chicken. Those eyes are beyond dilated. He lost a leg and it looks like he wont be able to fight anymore. He is basically out for the count down
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Burnt Piece of ashy Chicken + Guy

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Who said Guy was Kosher (No Homo)

Top Cuisine in the Shinobi World.


Naruto :ilu: Guy

Kishimoto is not being shy :flirty:


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So basically Naruto touch Guy sensei chest and lighten up his day.


The End...

Plot Homo Jutsu


Has to be the strongest thing besides talk no Jutsu :cool:

First came Naruto Kiss Sasuke. It was Nin Sannnnnnnnnnn!!

Now it's Naruto having a affair with Guy screaming Guy Sannnnnnn!!!!! With XOXOXOXOXO for the Plot Defense/Offense.
 
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Naruto represents Yang, so he most likely has that power now. Sasuke has Yin.

The Yang Release (陽遁, Yōton; Viz "Light Style") techniques, based on the physical energy that governs vitality, can be used to breathe life into form.
 

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It's plot no jutsu,Kishi don't want Gai dead ;l
 

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"The Yang Release (陽遁, Yōton; Viz "Light Style") techniques, based on the physical energy that governs vitality, can be used to breathe life into form. When combined with Yin Release, it allows the use of Yin–Yang Release.[1] It is depicted as white in the manga and blue in the anime."
 

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I think naruto possesses yang release now. But its no guarantee might gai will survive.
 

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Stop trolling. His leg bones broke. Still has a leg. Its bent in the picture. His "newfound power" still has yet to show us as well as sasuke. 2 pages wasnt enough detail for people to whine and ***** about bullshit.
 

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Oh C'mon guys do you really believe that shit? Just a offensive plot to save Guy sensei fk boys from crying that he died lol. Sentimental melancholy mother suckers.
 

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Oh C'mon guys do you really believe that shit? Just a offensive plot to save Guy sensei fk boys from crying that he died lol. Sentimental melancholy mother suckers.

How is that again? I'm pretty sure Naruto has Yang release.
 

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So you think Wind style : Rasenshuriken is possible??
If yes, this technique is also possible man, It's not real life..
 

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*Blinks*

How? I will tell you how he can do that. Its a manga about a ninja world, where hidden villages are cities that can't make up their minds if they are set in feudal Japan or modern times with sub vocal head sets (sometimes) and computers with advanced hospitals. Its a manga about people flying, shooting fireballs, teleporting, cloning themselves, eyes transforming reality and starting "unstopable" fire, its about waggling your fingers and everyone that just died is alive, its about talking zombies back from the dead...and this?! This is where you call the line? Someone stopping someone else from smoldering and stabilizing their HR? You get stuck on THAT?

Good day sir
 

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How is that again? I'm pretty sure Naruto has Yang release.
So what are you trying to tell me? Are you saying that Might Guy was anally violated by YANG release unconditionally? So he enjoy his butt hurt and stood alive. Who was the genius that told you that freaking lie.
 

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So what are you trying to tell me? Are you saying that Might Guy was anally violated by YANG release unconditionally? So he enjoy his butt hurt and stood alive. Who was the genius that told you that freaking lie.

Do you know what Yang release is? It breathes life, exactly what Naruto did. In the OP you asked this "How's that you're able to touch someone who is basically near cremation on their chest and prolong their life force or possibly revive them?"

And I'm answering you.
 

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So you think Wind style : Rasenshuriken is possible??
If yes, this technique is also possible man, It's not real life..
It still doesn't back up the fact that he is suppose to died after the usage of 8 gates. Every Jutsu haves a side effect. If he walks out of this like nothing I am going to be beyond disappointed for the fact that he still ****ing living. What type of war commends no casualties? Can't even call it a war if that is the case.
 

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Do you know what Yang release is? It breathes life, exactly what Naruto did. In the OP you asked this "How's that you're able to touch someone who is basically near cremation on their chest and prolong their life force or possibly revive them?"

And I'm answering you.
Just no, he should of died. Fair and square.
 

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It's not confirmed if he'll live or not.
Whelp it was insinuated kind of. Being conspicuous with his life force blooming little by little. If that is not enough info I don't know what is. Then again Naruto did say he think he can now change things his way.
 

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I laugh at how whiners still think that a once estimated rule in the manga becomes the unbreakable law of this world, yet Kishi proves it wrong like every 40-50 chapters =D Do I need to remind you about fking up the whole Shinigami thing with reviving 4 Hokages? It's not a real world ffs, everything is possible here and it depends only on the author's wish. Why not just get a life and enjoy the show? What is this bitсhing for?
If you are only mad because the manga doesn't go the way you want it to, then perhaps you are just a stupid kid?
 
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