(No, I'm not p'ing with him, I'm just using him as a temporary to say something to you. Your trying to hit him and making it worse XD)
God: *you kick an invisible force, and it makes you hurt yourself.*
Chuck norris: You dare lie about kicking my ass? *he spin backflip kicks you, and you cant do anything, not dodge, not block, not counter, not move out the way, nothing at all. then he raises his leg and kicks you in the stomache one thousand times in a second. You litteraly died 500 times, and came back to life 500 times. Then he vanishes.*
God: Boy, why are you being so arrogent?
Usero: Just stop it, Nevermore and let the man speak. He never did anything to you, he's only trying to hel- *god almighty pushes him into a wall then brings him back*
God:Stop being a kiss-ass.