to all the nonsensical "so6p was an uzumaki" theorists

[Sasuke2]

Epic fail, Obito stated Uzumaki to be of Senju DESCENT, which means Senju came first and Uzumaki later on, Senju themselves came from the Younger Son of Sage, meaning all these threads often made are pointless and I wonder why do they even get 5 stars or something since they contradict the very canon. Too long to read: since Sage was the original bloodline (merger of what would once become the Uchiha and Senju) and the Uzumaki are something like 50th cousins to Senju, he couldn't be one. Hell it's more probable he was a Hyuga if anything...

 

[November]

Waiting for sir derp obito !

 

[sulanis]

Yeah Obito is a liar to the max so I wouldn't take anything he says too seriously.

 

[ItachiSolosMyPoopHole]

Your mom was a Hyuga!

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[ShisuiReborn]

He wasn't anything. He was the so6p. Not an Uzamaki. Not a Senju. Not anything. He was before all them.

 

[jediknite2]

Huh..... I don't think so

 

[ReZ]

Epic fail, Obito stated Uzumaki to be of Senju DESCENT, which means Senju came first and Uzumaki later on, Senju themselves came from the Younger Son of Sage, meaning all these threads often made are pointless and I wonder why do they even get 5 stars or something since they contradict the very canon. Too long to read: since Sage was the original bloodline (merger of what would once become the Uchiha and Senju) and the Uzumaki are something like 50th cousins to Senju, he couldn't be one. Hell it's more probable he was a Hyuga if anything...

DISTANT RELATIVES

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[Narutohokage7]

Thank you Kishi for enlightening us.

 

[Uchiha812]

Sir derp obito would very much disagree

 

[CHE nen]

now where is sir Derp when you needed him>?

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

DISTANT RELATIVES

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Exactly this ^

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Never was it stated that the Uzumakis descended from the Younger Son.

 

[GreyWizard93]

You can't say he definitely wasn't

You can't say he definitely was


ONLY Kishi knows.

 

[Nakamazi Itchigo]

FALSE. they are "Distant relatives" not the descended of Senju, please read the threads PROPERLY, created by those who theorize that the Rikudou Sennin was an Uzumaki: Sir Derp Obito is the master of these threads, his logic is undeniable :scorps: Your logic seems flawd because it is not backed-up by facts of constant research, like Sir Derp has given courtless hours to this, please don't just try and bash his and others hard work with a few sentences of bashing

 

[Kαmi]

DISTANT RELATIVES

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Looks like Derp Obito wasn't needed

 

[Booker]

"Distant Relatives" could mean Senju came from Uzumaki. Duh.

 

[sagemode07]

He was most likely just a random guy from a random clan. He wasnt senju or uchiha, he was most likely just a guy.

 

[Kazehokage]

For all who denies it or anything, i'd like to invite you to a thread/theory of sir derp obite!
His theories are almost as legendary as the sot6p itself

 

[Space Cowboy]

I laughed at "Too long to read." Maybe if you actually read them, youd understand why they get the attention they get

 

[Jarex]

Orbito's words are not to be trusted. It has been proven beyond doubt that so6p is an uzumaki

 

[Jarex]

So6p has been proven beyond reasonable doubt that he was an uzumaki