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Who's Nagato? THIS GUY.
Nagato is your new favorite character.
"No he's not, Immortal Ita-"
Stfu and LISTEN.
Nagato is your new favorite character.
Now, there are about 56,458,129,654 reasons why, but I've gone over all of them and chosen 3.
(3- Ima Firin' Ma Lazooor!)
This guy SHOOTS LASERS. In a ninja show. While all these other guys are like "I'm gonna throw a pointy piece of metal!", Nagato is all like, "Here's a piece of super advances technology that's going to blow everything to smitherens, and surpasses all explosive techniques before it."
*Deidara starts crying*
He's basically a terminator in the Narutoverse, which means he's already leagues above everybody.
"A'ULL BE BAUCH".
(2- The Rinnegan)
What's more is you CAN'T TOUCH THIS GUY. Rinnegan negates all Genjutsu, so that's useless.
*Itachi starts crying*
This is backed up 100% by my say so. What's that? You want Manga Proof? Anything I say > Manga.
What about Ninjutsu? NOPE. He f*cking sucks up whatever technique you throw at him, and GROWS MORE POWERFUL FROM IT.
Oh that's alright, you'll just hit him with Taijutsu!
WRONG AGAIN. If you even get close, Nagato will rip out your soul. Literally.
*Lee starts crying, does 500 pushups. Nagato summons a Giant Hippo Eagle that kills Lee, then desecrates his corpse*
(1- Konan The Barbarian)
Guess what tail Nagato is getting.
"That skinny bastard! He can never get a girl, look at those weird-ass pipes sticking out of his body!"
Nagato got some of this EVERY NIGHT. Manga fact. No big deal, just the hottest 2 dimensional drawing you've ever seen.
And by the way? Those weird-ass pipes?
Yup.
------------------------------ So, What The F*ck Does This All Mean? --------------------------------------------
Well, if you were paying any attention it would mean you are now converted to Nagato fanboyism. You're welcome.
We all know Nagato was meant to be the main character anyways. In fact, I recentely spoke to Kishimoto and he told me that it was originally supposed to be "Nagato Shippuden", in which Nagato just goes around killing everybody and having great *** with women.
But who I am to talk? That's only the creator of the series word, which may or may not have been, but definetly is, completely fabricated.
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Nagato is your new favorite character.
"No he's not, Immortal Ita-"
Stfu and LISTEN.
Nagato is your new favorite character.
Now, there are about 56,458,129,654 reasons why, but I've gone over all of them and chosen 3.
(3- Ima Firin' Ma Lazooor!)
This guy SHOOTS LASERS. In a ninja show. While all these other guys are like "I'm gonna throw a pointy piece of metal!", Nagato is all like, "Here's a piece of super advances technology that's going to blow everything to smitherens, and surpasses all explosive techniques before it."
*Deidara starts crying*
He's basically a terminator in the Narutoverse, which means he's already leagues above everybody.
You must be registered for see images
"A'ULL BE BAUCH".
(2- The Rinnegan)
What's more is you CAN'T TOUCH THIS GUY. Rinnegan negates all Genjutsu, so that's useless.
*Itachi starts crying*
This is backed up 100% by my say so. What's that? You want Manga Proof? Anything I say > Manga.
What about Ninjutsu? NOPE. He f*cking sucks up whatever technique you throw at him, and GROWS MORE POWERFUL FROM IT.
Oh that's alright, you'll just hit him with Taijutsu!
WRONG AGAIN. If you even get close, Nagato will rip out your soul. Literally.
*Lee starts crying, does 500 pushups. Nagato summons a Giant Hippo Eagle that kills Lee, then desecrates his corpse*
(1- Konan The Barbarian)
Guess what tail Nagato is getting.
"That skinny bastard! He can never get a girl, look at those weird-ass pipes sticking out of his body!"
You must be registered for see images
Nagato got some of this EVERY NIGHT. Manga fact. No big deal, just the hottest 2 dimensional drawing you've ever seen.
And by the way? Those weird-ass pipes?
Yup.
------------------------------ So, What The F*ck Does This All Mean? --------------------------------------------
Well, if you were paying any attention it would mean you are now converted to Nagato fanboyism. You're welcome.
We all know Nagato was meant to be the main character anyways. In fact, I recentely spoke to Kishimoto and he told me that it was originally supposed to be "Nagato Shippuden", in which Nagato just goes around killing everybody and having great *** with women.
But who I am to talk? That's only the creator of the series word, which may or may not have been, but definetly is, completely fabricated.
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