February Rap Battle Royale Team Competition

[halfmoonuzumaki]

wtf? did some of my sh*t get get deleted

D: that seems to happen alot with NaruGoku too..were you posting from mobile? :/ I always try to write it out in a word doc before posting just in case..

 

[NarutAwesome]

D: that seems to happen alot with NaruGoku too..were you posting from mobile? :/ I always try to write it out in a word doc before posting just in case..

same here bro, google docs all the way

but for real , all joking aside, how's the vid

 

[NarutAwesome]

wtf? did some of my sh*t get get deleted

check the toilet, then you'll know

 

[halfmoonuzumaki]

lol, i see what you're doing......i see...i see....you wanna die
it's weird how you called me Charles.....

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xd

Joking aside, you m*lested that damn bear nigga xd

 

[NarutAwesome]

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xd

Joking aside, you m*lested that damn bear nigga xd

omg bro, shit, that funny as hell, lmao, how you make that so fast, try getting a clearer one of me , damn, funny shit

 

[jiraiya lives]

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xd

Joking aside, you m*lested that damn bear nigga xd

LMAO xd you look a little like my cousin

 

[Forest]

team omega
im phenominal terminal bubonic in ya abdominal after you step to the honorable
team pancakes is incomparable intolerable when compared to the parables
i spit when im tairin em. put despair in em they don't wanna fair one with
the invincible pharaoh son, smoke you with indian tobacco rare to find
like scarecrows gettin their tares pulled by my flock of sparrows
and ravens i got infinite lyrical ammo and my arrows blazing
when I battle you wack ones
ill splatter your intestinal tractiles
fracture your neck bones cause even u bump my rap tones
stack your rat skulls one by one soon as the bats come
im out in the batsmobile straight out the f*ckin dungeon
flows like lava spout from the mic eruption
you fools are food to me if the ciphes a luncheon
im like evil keneevil deceiving you disciples
like tuskegee i spit spiteful stee lows thats lethal like injections thats type one
diabetes if you sign the treaty ill still kill you like archimedes
pancakes ill murder your seedlings look for ya family to stop the breeding
like blood clots stop the bleeding blod spots around your crib is what im seeing
omega will never be beaten like the last of mohicans
we got ladies speakin out as mavis beacon
i eat ya mom out like cajun eatings, she spicy like asian seasons
i'm neptune the sea king flow commanding water
to drown out you heathens
i got verbal cataracts up in these circle battleraps
shit smacks the meaning of life outta you counteracts
and you always on brightshadows d*ck like a satellite
maybe thats why u never learned how to battle right
omega on to the next saga of sega with sonic like saigon
into the pit of slumber we hunger like pythons
i got reptile carcasses for me to lie on
**** furs i wear a dragon mask when im on the red carpet
im like aladin that shit take off and aint no one stop it
powered by nuclear chips, yall see-through clear tricks
you the son of a dog you a Jun-IOR bitch
thats why your rhymes suck the only way you can do your shit
your new years wish was to be no where near invincible
cause fears transmittable any time you get near my peripheral
he'll eviscerate the minerals out of ya visceral
in this laboratory i concoct a horror story,
gather round it gets sorta gory
i trapped you cornies in the cave of allegories,
im like an alligator when i decapitate you defamatories
you formally wanted war with a former warchief
i'm like jaws when i massacre you swordfish
split ya body in four fifths save the last one as warnings
to double M cause this battle they gotta forfeit
before my anger morphs into slander to fill ya coffins

 

[NarutAwesome]

LMAO xd you look a little like my cousin

lol, why he chose a bad clip.....i was getting up and was smiling...damn

 

[halfmoonuzumaki]

lol, why he chose a bad clip.....i was getting up and was smiling...damn

I paused it at that time and the look on your face with priceless,face looked like you done browned your drawers xd I had to zoom in a bit to even get it that clear to be honest, you were a bit far back.

 

[NarutAwesome]

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sweet revenge

 

[NaruGoku]

Well it's been fun ya'll, but i'm getting ready for class tomorrow. I've been working all day today on three badass lesson plans and another lecture that i'm giving to student-teachers, so i've been doing ALOT these last few days. So i got no time today or tomorrow... oh how i wish my Real Life consisted of me being rich, not working, and allowing me to just be on the computer all day...

It's been fun ya'll, peace out! if i find some time tomorrow in between lectures, i'll drop a rhyme or two or at least say hi. Later!

 

[halfmoonuzumaki]

Well it's been fun ya'll, but i'm getting ready for class tomorrow. I've been working all day today on three badass lesson plans and another lecture that i'm giving to student-teachers, so i've been doing ALOT these last few days. So i got no time today or tomorrow... oh how i wish my Real Life consisted of me being rich, not working, and allowing me to just be on the computer all day...

It's been fun ya'll, peace out! if i find some time tomorrow in between lectures, i'll drop a rhyme or two or at least say hi. Later!

Aww damn...this entire thing just got a whole lot simpler.

 

[NarutAwesome]

Team Omega:

I cant handle Bright Shadow? I would say that i slaughterd 'im,
Prolly said some shit that emotionally bothered 'im.
Prolly gonna try to come back with a repetitive hymm,
But no need to worry cause this aint about him,
So keep his name out ya mouth, dont try to use him to beat me,
Cause it seems from the way you Harlem Shakin', that your ass is a little lazy,
That you be munchin on them doughnuts, all sugary and glazey,
Cause i saw that thread you made, you said youd bring a bear,
And I'd Fat Albert belly flopped it, just so you aware.
You a geeky ass Keenan, but you cant act for shit,
You 'sposed to ignore the camera, your fat ass grinned at it.
You stared that shit down, like it was a piece of cake,
Beatin this chubby motherf*cker? Man that shits on lock; a f*ckin piece of cake.
No B*tch will ever touch you, f*ck forever alone, yo ass is foverer masturbate.
You come at me with generic shit, reworkin jokes i used before,
Life followin up some breakfast with splooge, Said that to Priest, I coulda Swore.
Then you confirmed im your daddy, then tried to deny it a second later,
Couldnt handle that momma's loose? Son, that p*ussy's a crater.
Go on, go call your brother, cause I think it's long over due,
For this father to smack the f*ckin shit outta you.
For lettin yo ass, get so fat thats its startlin,
Charles, its time to diet boy, yo ass i be starvin.
And i notice the only bitch wit you is a ginger, with a lovin for cheese cakes,
If that fat white b*tch who you rappin bout, son you a disgrace.
And i go an call your team garbage, and you go and say it back to me,
Remember son, immitation = flattery.
As a matter of fact, it = straight lack of thee,
Basic elements required in order to flip it,
You sposed to turn it around, not say the same shit that i did.
And the n*ggas on my team just needa nod they heads from the back,
While your team tried to ride my d*ck like they could attack,
And i f*ckin knocked him back, made mud out ya Kazakage,
Treated him like Madara, if you ask, he aint okay.
I said i had intent to maim murder and cause dread,
Then you acted like a mirror, said the same shit i said,
It would seem to me, that ive discovered a little pattern by peepin the tarot,
It would appear that all you can do is just repeat me; call you parrot.
And i do not know if i could have said it any simpler,
Me and a Man of God, share nothing that is similar.
I f*ckin bring chaos, im the cause of global dread,
Id kill a man for fun, I'd f*ckin chop off his head,
Then id crawl in his bed, and rape his f*ckin wife until that b*tches p*ssy bled.
Im the darkest motherf*cker you ever see to f*ckin touch a mic,
Guaranteed Knight Of Hell, soon as I step into the afterlife.
You'll never f*ckin outrap me, you cant even come close,
Its like im a combination of Jack The Ripper and Shakespeare's ghost,
Manifested in the flesh, with a love for bloodlust and poetic clarity,
A writer like me, findin one be a rarity.
Cause i get better and better, every time that i spit.
Ive got a vast wealth of knowledge, I can handle all your shit.
Call yourself an epidemic after i called my flow Sars,
Damn im just seein more of me in each of your bars,
Shit in my mouth, yeah already said that to you...
Man, is any of the shit you sayin comin from you?
I mean, ive noticed Naru call you out on line jackin as well,
Why is it that you cant come up wit ya own, mat-er-i-ell?
Cause all im seeing from you, is pure pale imitation,
And shit like that, will really flop ya reputation.

Team Pancakes

you’re better off staying ghost cause that shit was unbearable
you only spit 2 raps and both of them were terrible
just go back to the lab..oops...i destroyed it in my last verse cause I took my right foot and stomped yo face into the dirt to the point it devastated the earth and yo whole lab was left hurt
yo ass stalking ma profile, knowing when I post my threads, saying what another base member already said
and yo bitch ass writing books , might as well publish that shit
I don’t think they publish shit, and they can’t translate bitchin’ into English
This man is mad cause I look better than him on his best day
and I’m looking at cake? man fuk that shit you say
cause it full of lies bro, I’m not even fat
I work out at the gym while you look and the mirror and got them rolls on yo back
and you called me Charles, don’t ever say ma fuking name cause I’ll put a cap in ya brain cause you must be retarded or insane or yo mama dropped ya at a young age or ya head got banged
I wasn’t even grinning at the camera it’s called looking back at the guy dancing
while yo girl wanted and whined for this D and was very much demanding
ya’ll see this man couldn’t rap about anything and was getting drained
he thought if he said shit about me would bring me some fuking pain
but then I posted the video and he took that and ran a mile....wait.....more like ran a foot and got tired cause to him exercise is outta style
I’m on the football team, knocking bitches like this nigga down for the count making him ready to bounce from the base cause he can’t weigh up to the shit i drop, he comes to an ounce
i'm like megatron, compared to u autobots
call ma ass tobi bro, can't touch me, u forgot
i'm doing triple ryhmes, call me the triple threat
are any of u guys good, cause none of you met ma skillz yet
ma flow is going 90 miles per hours, finna be a train reck
can't break into ma house, cause ma shit is high tech
don't u owe me some cash, finna put ya ass in debt
i'm sitting next to ma fireplace, u next to me as ma pet
damn...
and if my team had to ride yo dik it’ll be hard cause it’s too small
yo life is like a movie, and this is the ass whupping part, so click pause
and see how you never had a chance, and in the end you die
from the power in ma verse and the pain I had to supply
divide yo flow in to 3’s and serve it to this bitch and his team
he don’t even have a life, he took his time to make a dumb ass meme of me
if I’m fat then tell me why am I the best football player on my team
if I’m fat then why did I run the ball from the 50 to the touchdown done by an interception by me
if you’re the knight of hell, I’m the dark knight
attacking in the dark, ya nigga can’t even fight
cause in the night I murder the strong and fuk up the weak to the point theirs no villains or bitches left on the streets
you can’t beat me, better off beating yo meat, and you better watch yo mouth cause in a minute you’ll be missing a few teeth
yo ass couldn’t fix this picture even if you used an instagram filter
call me fat? then this battle to me is like hot food, i came here to blow off some steam
nigga I’m a terrifying monster, to me you’re boarder lining a fiend
nigga, I’m like glass, I get more dangerous when I’m broke
I heard everything yo ass said but forgot when you spoke
I’m in the lab cooking up success as commander in chef
i’m killing off yo team solo, hand behind ma back, til no ones left
yo ass saying false claims of winning, you must be a replacement ref
and I know you trying yo hardest but nigga in ma school you get an F
i’m killin most of this competition actually, i beat everyone here
I’m winning the MVP nigga while you getting rookie of the year
switching the verse up on yo ass, kicking you back to Africa
cause I’m the chosen one bitch, call me the black messiah
Your father should have killed you when you came out of yo mother
and hey guys look, on facebook I found

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I got this man like Scooby Doo but I stole all of the clues
nigga please I’m a freight train, and the “bump” in the road is you

 

[NarutAwesome]

Aww damn...this entire thing just got a whole lot simpler.

yeah it has, the man was going ham and I know he wasn't trying his hardest either...he's obviously doing other things, lol, i battled him a couple of times and seen him kill the verse in royales too

 

[Forest]

team omega

alright check it team double M everyone knows you like the muffin man
Cause you spit nursery rhymes that got you in trouble fam
i hustle fast and spot u fakes out like the hubble craft
race me in double dash my flow chokes you soft on some bubble bath-
shit your junior weight curfew nothing past- ten
i speak to you past tense cause i already killed you wack kids
your not half cent cause you aint even worth a frac-tion
of the time i have spent, ridding you of your habits
to come at me but to me dismantling your axis is practice
its sadness really the way my rhymes capsizes yal f*ggot feelins
like black market dealings omega round over ya head like orbit wheeling
can't ever phase me on some rodney shit tazers can't taze me
im not lazy but im out to play some bball otherwise id finish planting c4
to destroy you weak deep sea corpse
on some jiraiya shit and kennedy
im swimmin with leviathan sipping hennesy
the only thing friendly to me is enemies
they give me pleasure when i **** wit their chemistry


aiite time to ball be back later

 

[NarutAwesome]

team omega

alright check it team double M everyone knows you like the muffin man
Cause you spit nursery rhymes that got you in trouble fam
i hustle fast and spot u fakes out like the hubble craft
race me in double dash my flow chokes you soft on some bubble bath-
shit your junior weight curfew nothing past- ten
i speak to you past tense cause i already killed you wack kids
your not half cent cause you aint even worth a frac-tion
of the time i have spent, ridding you of your habits
to come at me but to me dismantling your axis is practice
its sadness really the way my rhymes capsizes yal f*ggot feelins
like black market dealings omega round over ya head like orbit wheeling
can't ever phase me on some rodney shit tazers can't taze me
im not lazy but im out to play some bball otherwise id finish planting c4
to destroy you weak deep sea corpse
on some jiraiya shit and kennedy
im swimmin with leviathan sipping hennesy
the only thing friendly to me is enemies
they give me pleasure when i **** wit their chemistry


aiite time to ball be back later

damn bro, nic shit

 

[NarutAwesome]

TheRE will be a MVP award and A Rookie of the Month award given out too

 

[NarutAwesome]

Polls up in 16 hours, so hurry and finish any beef you have with anyone, remember you wanna shine

 

[halfmoonuzumaki]

Team Pancakes

you’re better off staying ghost cause that shit was unbearable
you only spit 2 raps and both of them were terrible
just go back to the lab..oops...i destroyed it in my last verse cause I took my right foot and stomped yo face into the dirt to the point it devastated the earth and yo whole lab was left hurt
yo ass stalking ma profile, knowing when I post my threads, saying what another base member already said
and yo bitch ass writing books , might as well publish that shit
I don’t think they publish shit, and they can’t translate bitchin’ into English
This man is mad cause I look better than him on his best day
and I’m looking at cake? man fuk that shit you say
cause it full of lies bro, I’m not even fat
I work out at the gym while you look and the mirror and got them rolls on yo back
and you called me Charles, don’t ever say ma fuking name cause I’ll put a cap in ya brain cause you must be retarded or insane or yo mama dropped ya at a young age or ya head got banged
I wasn’t even grinning at the camera it’s called looking back at the guy dancing
while yo girl wanted and whined for this D and was very much demanding
ya’ll see this man couldn’t rap about anything and was getting drained
he thought if he said shit about me would bring me some fuking pain
but then I posted the video and he took that and ran a mile....wait.....more like ran a foot and got tired cause to him exercise is outta style
I’m on the football team, knocking bitches like this nigga down for the count making him ready to bounce from the base cause he can’t weigh up to the shit i drop, he comes to an ounce
i'm like megatron, compared to u autobots
call ma ass tobi bro, can't touch me, u forgot
i'm doing triple ryhmes, call me the triple threat
are any of u guys good, cause none of you met ma skillz yet
ma flow is going 90 miles per hours, finna be a train reck
can't break into ma house, cause ma shit is high tech
don't u owe me some cash, finna put ya ass in debt
i'm sitting next to ma fireplace, u next to me as ma pet
damn...
and if my team had to ride yo dik it’ll be hard cause it’s too small
yo life is like a movie, and this is the ass whupping part, so click pause
and see how you never had a chance, and in the end you die
from the power in ma verse and the pain I had to supply
divide yo flow in to 3’s and serve it to this bitch and his team
he don’t even have a life, he took his time to make a dumb ass meme of me
if I’m fat then tell me why am I the best football player on my team
if I’m fat then why did I run the ball from the 50 to the touchdown done by an interception by me
if you’re the knight of hell, I’m the dark knight
attacking in the dark, ya nigga can’t even fight
cause in the night I murder the strong and fuk up the weak to the point theirs no villains or bitches left on the streets
you can’t beat me, better off beating yo meat, and you better watch yo mouth cause in a minute you’ll be missing a few teeth
yo ass couldn’t fix this picture even if you used an instagram filter
call me fat? then this battle to me is like hot food, i came here to blow off some steam
nigga I’m a terrifying monster, to me you’re boarder lining a fiend
nigga, I’m like glass, I get more dangerous when I’m broke
I heard everything yo ass said but forgot when you spoke
I’m in the lab cooking up success as commander in chef
i’m killing off yo team solo, hand behind ma back, til no ones left
yo ass saying false claims of winning, you must be a replacement ref
and I know you trying yo hardest but nigga in ma school you get an F
i’m killin most of this competition actually, i beat everyone here
I’m winning the MVP nigga while you getting rookie of the year
switching the verse up on yo ass, kicking you back to Africa
cause I’m the chosen one bitch, call me the black messiah
Your father should have killed you when you came out of yo mother
and hey guys look, on facebook I found

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I got this man like Scooby Doo but I stole all of the clues
nigga please I’m a freight train, and the “bump” in the road is you

Team Omega:

Two raps? Ive spit more than anyone here,
It has become apparent that im the last one here to fear,
Filled my team with the only two other n*ggas left who can front,
Snubbed out the competition like they ass was a blunt.
You dare say im biting other rappers?
Ill believe it when i see it, go back to downin pupu platters,
Wishin with all your might that you only were more dapper,
And that you hadnt live half your life, strugglin wit twinkie wrappers,
Dont get why you say im talkin bout chapters,
Like i was writin novels when ever i start to splatter,
It's clear Narut no longer matters,
Your rhyme so elementrary, call your flow whippersnapper.
Im like that master f*ckin chef, manhandlin this batter,
But this pancake aint make the cut, time to make it go splatter,
Ive already proven you can Tripol your shit, it doesnt f*ckin matter.
You say you arent fat, yet the footage says it all,
You 300 pounds of flubber, waddlin round 6 feet tall
Problem, Charles? It seems I've got you kinda steamin,
And youve used this line so much, i feel as if im dreaming.
You cant bust cap's through the screen you little f*ckin punk,
You only on the football team because you made of f*ckin chunk,
You aint muscle son, you a wall of fat,
Dont believe me check the footage, theres simply no debatin that,
You talkin bout my girl, but all i can see,
Is that fat ginger bitch,floppin around; manatee.
And Half's such a calamity, spit p90x, straight insanity,
And i dont care who you f*cks with, so bring on the robots,
And ill f*ckin EMP 'em f*ckin dischannel they watts,
Is that all that you gots? If so, step the f*ck back,
Cause the base is sick of seein you, struggle to f*ckin rap.
You thinkin I cant touch you, f*ckin kamui on my side,
Peep inta ya little world, you have no place you can hide.
You goin 90 mph, i scoff at speeds so slow,
I move at speeds so quick that you would never even know,
If i f*ckin dismembered you, cut you up into little pieces,
The last thing youll ever know is yo pants fillin up with feces,
And the closest thing to p*ssy you ever got was splittin some girl's reeses.
Again this f*ckin f*aggot has my 'dik' on his mind,
Makes two separate memes wit shit to do bout me , yeah IM the one wastin time.
You actin like even making a meme is difficult,
Takes ten seconds at most, your internet skills are an insult.
And i scoff that you think that a mortal can f*ck wit Hell's Archdemon,
Thinkin you a Badman, you rank no higher then peon.
You really think, id take the effort to make it look better?
You just dont like lookin a fool, so you thought id change it if you pester'd.
You say im borderlinin fiends, but ive already grown past that,
Im a vicious rapping god, cause there's nobody im not above.
Dissing yourself for me callin yourself broke like you dont care,
If thats the case, then i only hope you do well/fair.|
But thatll slip past you, probably wont comprehend it,
But then again that aint uncommon when a master done penned it.
Talkin bout comin at Omega solo, with Kazekage contradictin that,
When he came at me and Invince, under that impression that he could rap.
You talkin bout beatin everybody but you aint spit half what i have,
Talkin bout sendin to Uganda shit, assumin im black.
Son you gettin schooled by a Mick who can rap.
If you dont understand, my heritage comes from Dublin,
And the amount of fight we packies have always be Doublin'
You get it now fella? You gettin whipped by a white man,
But dont think yo ass like Django, cause you aint goin HAM.

 

[Bright Master]

And the amount of fight we packies have always be Doublin'
You get it now fella? You gettin whipped by a white man,
But dont think yo ass like Django, cause you aint goin HAM.

RED FLAG! RACISIM!! OFFENCE, BACK 20 YARDS!!