Most Useful Jutsu in Real life

Reboryushon

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Talk no jutsu. Imagine being able to convince anyone to do what you want..
 

WhistleBlower

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sexy no jutsu....easy way of getting money if youre a ugly *****
 
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Pukkake Pokayo

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Transformation jutsu so I could turn into Emilia Clarke, look in a full body mirror and fondle myself.
 

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I would say Mintaos teleport jutsu, I would mark several important places and just teleport everywhere! No more being late, no more traffic, no more driving lol

My answer too. Flying Thunder God
 

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Jinton - no more trash, no more wars, no more death row, no more contamination. I can change the density of things to make them too heavy for humans to wield or light enough that a child can build a house with its hands. I can fly and allow others to fly.

All your wishes are belong to me.
 

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And then you get the memory of getting f*cked by a dude
Gotta think things through m8

Womens can use sexy jutsu to transform bunshin into a boy clone...

They can summon 8 boys and do it with all the same time hahahahaha.
 

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Mugen Tsukuyomi is the best Jutsu.

- Put everyone in a blissful dream.
- Bring World Peace.
- Punish Mankind for their sins by making them White Zetsus.
- Enjoy World Domination with White Zetsus as your personal servants.
 

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Mugen Tsukuyomi is the best Jutsu.

- Put everyone in a blissful dream.
- Bring World Peace.
- Punish Mankind for their sins by making them White Zetsus.
- Enjoy World Domination with White Zetsus as your personal servants.

- livinf enternal boring life with ugly annoying white zetsu

Damn Samn makin noob moves :(

I can make people sleep with kamui and have world domination but i can die whenever i want

GG
 

Rohan

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- livinf enternal boring life with ugly annoying white zetsu

Damn Samn makin noob moves :(

I can make people sleep with kamui and have world domination but i can die whenever i want

GG

Who cares how they look ? You have an army of obedient servants who will do anything you wish. :sdo:

Kamui has shown no feats of putting people to sleep afaik. :sdo2:
 

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Dojutsu in real life :lmao:

Tell me how the Rinnegan gonna save your ass from being sniped by like 99 black ops
 

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Jinton - no more trash, no more wars, no more death row, no more contamination. I can change the density of things to make them too heavy for humans to wield or light enough that a child can build a house with its hands. I can fly and allow others to fly.

All your wishes are belong to me.
Jinton doesn't make you fly, nor can it change your weight :lmao:
 

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Orochimaru's immortality Jutsu.
 

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The one who obtains both Uchiha and the Senju powers shall obtain true happiness
 
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