Most Useful Jutsu in Real life

[Gold Lightning]

Kamui and shadow clone jutsu

 

[Reboryushon]

Talk no jutsu. Imagine being able to convince anyone to do what you want..

 

[WhistleBlower]

sexy no jutsu....easy way of getting money if youre a ugly *****

 

[Pukkake Pokayo]

Transformation jutsu so I could turn into Emilia Clarke, look in a full body mirror and fondle myself.

 

[Jordanofthecloud]

I would say Mintaos teleport jutsu, I would mark several important places and just teleport everywhere! No more being late, no more traffic, no more driving lol

My answer too. Flying Thunder God

 

[7PathSage]

Jinton - no more trash, no more wars, no more death row, no more contamination. I can change the density of things to make them too heavy for humans to wield or light enough that a child can build a house with its hands. I can fly and allow others to fly.

All your wishes are belong to me.

 

[God Of Destruction]

X-ray byakugan vision no jutsu

 

[TenseiganFTW]

Kagebunshin+Sexy jutsu=f yourself.

 

[Yanks]

Kagebunshin+Sexy jutsu=f yourself.

And then you get the memory of getting f*cked by a dude
Gotta think things through m8

 

[TenseiganFTW]

And then you get the memory of getting f*cked by a dude
Gotta think things through m8

Womens can use sexy jutsu to transform bunshin into a boy clone...

They can summon 8 boys and do it with all the same time hahahahaha.

 

[Rohan]

Mugen Tsukuyomi is the best Jutsu.

- Put everyone in a blissful dream.
- Bring World Peace.
- Punish Mankind for their sins by making them White Zetsus.
- Enjoy World Domination with White Zetsus as your personal servants.

 

[Yusuke Urameshi]

FTG, easily.

 

[-immortal-]

Mugen Tsukuyomi is the best Jutsu.

- Put everyone in a blissful dream.
- Bring World Peace.
- Punish Mankind for their sins by making them White Zetsus.
- Enjoy World Domination with White Zetsus as your personal servants.

- livinf enternal boring life with ugly annoying white zetsu

Damn Samn makin noob moves

I can make people sleep with kamui and have world domination but i can die whenever i want

GG

 

[Rohan]

- livinf enternal boring life with ugly annoying white zetsu

Damn Samn makin noob moves

I can make people sleep with kamui and have world domination but i can die whenever i want

GG

Who cares how they look ? You have an army of obedient servants who will do anything you wish. :sdo:

Kamui has shown no feats of putting people to sleep afaik. :sdo2:

 

[lndra]

Dojutsu in real life

Tell me how the Rinnegan gonna save your ass from being sniped by like 99 black ops

 

[Endles Waltz]

Dojutsu in real life

Tell me how the Rinnegan gonna save your ass from being sniped by like 99 black ops

Shinra Tensei. :sdo:

Perfect Susanoo. :sdo:

 

[Gold Lightning]

Jinton - no more trash, no more wars, no more death row, no more contamination. I can change the density of things to make them too heavy for humans to wield or light enough that a child can build a house with its hands. I can fly and allow others to fly.

All your wishes are belong to me.

Jinton doesn't make you fly, nor can it change your weight

 

[shelke]

Orochimaru's immortality Jutsu.

 

[adi uchiha]

The one who obtains both Uchiha and the Senju powers shall obtain true happiness

 

[Chaosmark101]

Shinra Tensei. :sdo:

Perfect Susanoo. :sdo:

Perfect Susanoo is an EMS tech tho...
& shinra tensei has that 5 second cooldown too <.<