Favorite Skyrim quotes

[Don Roberto]

Title says it all , whats your favorite Skyrim quote from a NPC ?
It can be any NPC , from any quest line or faction.
But please before posting anything that could spoil other characters gameplay , tag your post with spoiler option. Oh and also feel free to ask any question about Skyrim.


My personal favorites:
''Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job.'' - Jarls son (Whiterun)
''No lollygagging.'' - Any random city guard.
''Let me guess , someone stole your sweet roll?'' - This one gets me every time - any random city guard.
''I got to thinking... maybe I'm the Dragonborn and I just dont know it yet.'' City guards or ''My cousin's out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty.'' that one is hella funny, or the one about Alikr warriors "Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They got curved swords. Curved. Swords.'' the voice acting of that guy is briliant. =DD

Anyways share yours.

 

[naruto1246]

i used to be an adventurer like you but then i took an arrow to the knee :city gaurd

 

[Don Roberto]

i used to be an adventurer like you but then i took an arrow to the knee :city gaurd

It seems that every guard in skyrim used to be an adventurer.

 

[naruto1246]

It seems that every guard in skyrim used to be an adventurer.

yes it does of course they stop saying that or any thing in general after you kill them all

 

[Don Roberto]

yes it does of course they stop saying that or any thing in general after you kill them all

"The security in Whiterun is terrible. Shameful is what it is, really.'' Thats what he said. lol
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Dragonborn: "Do you have any arrows that are effective against Dragons?"
Fihada: "Why of course. And will you also be needing a bow that shoots rainbows? Or perhaps a quiver that dispenses beer?"

 

[Jack Spicer]

I ****ing love the guards xd

The sweet roll quote is my favorite, aswell as the "Maybe I'm dragonborn" one. That guy's voice is just perfect.


I love anything Cicero and J'zargo say pretty much.

The Dark Elf at the College of Winterhold, Brelyna Maryon: "I'm a mage, not a pawn broker" when you exchange weapons/items with her. I don't know why I like it so much. It's a little smartelic, but cool.

 

[Don Roberto]

I ****ing love the guards xd

The sweet roll quote is my favorite, aswell as the "Maybe I'm dragonborn" one. That guy's voice is just perfect.


I love anything Cicero and J'zargo say pretty much.

The Dark Elf at the College of Winterhold, Brelyna Maryon: "I'm a mage, not a pawn broker" when you exchange weapons/items with her. I don't know why I like it so much. It's a little smartelic, but cool.

About the exchange..I don't like Lydias annoying tone when she says ''I'm swooorn to carry your burden...'' Just bah.

 

[Jack Spicer]

About the exchange..I don't like Lydias annoying tone when she says ''I'm swooorn to carry your burden...'' Just bah.

Me either. I'm thinking to myself, "I am Dragonborn and can kill you. So, shut up bitch."

 

[Don Roberto]

Me either. I'm thinking to myself, "I am Dragonborn and can kill you. So, shut up bitch."

lol I didn't want to get my hands dirty so I left her alone with 3 snow trolls while I was standing aside and drinking skooma.

 

[dust25]

"You have it! The blessed wabbajack! You must use it on me. you must." - mad women

 

[Don Roberto]

"You have it! The blessed wabbajack! You must use it on me. you must." - mad women

AHA. And then she goes: ''Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack !''

 

[Photon]

i used to be an adventurer then i took an arrow to the knee

 

[Majora]

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[Don Roberto]

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Because their cousins are out there fighting dragons, and what do they get? Guard duty.

 

[dust25]

AHA. And then she goes: ''Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack !''

She really wants that wabbajack

 

[Don Roberto]

She really wants that wabbajack

Just Wabbajack her to death. X_x