Anyone ever speak to a Jehovah?

[TheFifthMizukage]

Today I was evangelized by a Jehovah's witness. I wish I would have told him to **** off but I ended up getting into an argument with him. For full disclosure I am a Catholic and have attended Catholic school all my life. He tried to make his points to me, however he didn't speak English very well so it was hard to understand. I like to think I won the argument but the whole situation was very annoying. Has anyone ever had the same experience as me or any funny stories to tell about Jehovahs or maybe Mormons?

 

[kmrasengan]

i just send them away

 

[mcchikeneater]

I slammed the door in the face of many Jehovah's, pulled a gun on one once when he showed up really early and I was hungover. A few times me and my old room mate would let the dog out and laugh as he chased them away. Needless to say they stopped showing up at our house.

 

[kmrasengan]

I slammed the door in the face of many Jehovah's, pulled a gun on one once when he showed up really early and I was hungover. A few times me and my old room mate would let the dog out and laugh as he chased them away. Needless to say they stopped showing up at our house.

well i can't do this, mainly because i don't have a gun or a dog and because most of them are old women

 

[Mephistopheles]

I just have small talk with them about pancakes until they notice it doesn't make any sense and walk away, which is fun

 

[mcchikeneater]

well i can't do this, mainly because i don't have a gun or a dog and because most of them are old women

Around me it was always this pair of nerdy guys that were really annoying.

 

[TheFifthMizukage]

Around me it was always this pair of nerdy guys that were really annoying.

This was a middle age central-american who spoke broken English. I gave him that old fashion religion and he gave me some canned responses. I couldn't have a proper debate with him though because he didn't know what a lot of the words I was using meant.

 

[Yerrina]

Today I was evangelized by a Jehovah's witness. I wish I would have told him to **** off but I ended up getting into an argument with him. For full disclosure I am a Catholic and have attended Catholic school all my life. He tried to make his points to me, however he didn't speak English very well so it was hard to understand. I like to think I won the argument but the whole situation was very annoying. Has anyone ever had the same experience as me or any funny stories to tell about Jehovahs or maybe Mormons?

Kind of weird. A family friend had the displeasure of a conversation with a Jehovah's witness over the intercom, and the dude first spoke Italian(where she lives), then switched to English when she said I don't speak Italian, and later Arabic >.> Those people are ardent!

 

[TheFifthMizukage]

Kind of weird. A family friend had the displeasure of a conversation with a Jehovah's witness over the intercom, and the dude first spoke Italian(where she lives), then switched to English when she said I don't speak Italian, and later Arabic >.> Those people are ardent!

They truly are. Sometimes I kind of wish I was as zealous as them but then again they do get kind of annoying.

 

[~Hebi Terumi~]

Before or after I slam the door in their faces?

 

[Champ]

Ofcourse not you look thru the peep hole to see who it is and you ignore them

 

[TheLOLRoller]

Sadly yes, they try to give those god damned booklets that I just want to rip to pieces, but it's funny when you ask them something REALLY awkward and they just freeze up and ''Well, I personally can't answer that question, but many of my colleagues are more knowledgeable in the subject, I could introduc-'' And then I slam the door.

 

[Abysmal. 👑]

Those people are just deaf.

I told the guy that I was Muslim and his incessant nonsense continued to spew from his mouth.
My brain just shut down.

 

[ackeem1992]

i usually have biblical conversations with them, until the leave cool people, i'm apostolic, the morons are the ones that annoy me and try to shove bs down my throat.