Best dojutsu for real life

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Sharingan would be the best.
-Remember Space Jam when the aliens took everyones abilities. I can do the same thing with Sharingan, I can watch athletes and copy them and become better than them and become rich. Plus I can cheat on exams.
 

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Omigosh you could play piano like a boss. I'd totally would switch to sharingan then find a new best friend murder that one and get back with my old one.

I could totally play piano EXACTLY as well as the BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. Same goes for guitar, violin, cello, the ****ING BANJO...

Anything anyone has ever done and made a video of, I could do as well.

EDIT: Also, why would you need x-ray vision if you could just memorize any video or picture?
 
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I could totally play piano EXACTLY as well as the BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. Same goes for guitar, violin, cello, the ****ING BANJO...

Anything anyone has ever done and made a video of, I could do as well.

You could have a baby!
 

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Rinnegan, And they shall feel the pain...
 

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You could have a baby!

I could definitely simulate the muscle movements and facial expressions perfectly. It would be epic at parties, I bet.

Then again, I would have so many awesome tricks that why would I need to do THAT?
 

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like :sy:, who released this guy on to the thread? ^^^

I am the thread you are within my eternal powers.

I could definitely simulate the muscle movements and facial expressions perfectly. It would be epic at parties, I bet.

Then again, I would have so many awesome tricks that why would I need to do THAT?

You could use dead bodies as your clones and have multiple wives.
 

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Sharingan and i can watch english subbed episodes of one piece in 10 seconds and not miss anything.
 

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Definitely the Rinnegan. It just offers more:

1. Control over life and death,
2. Control over other people's bodies (and not just dead ones either),
3. Absorb chakra,
4. Shared vision amongst controlled bodies,
5. Summoning, and
6. Can turn body parts into mechanical instruments/weapons.

There are other things, but those just seem petty compared to the abilities listed.

The Sharingan would be second, because it offers the most powerful genjutsu, enhanced perception, and various other abilities. At higher levels, the Sharingan seems to grant a limited version of Byakugan abilities. Sasuke demonstrated this during his fight with Deidara. The real downside, however, is that the abilities vary based on the user's eyes. This could leave you with a pretty useless Sharingan. Afterall, all of the unique abilities shown in the series thus far are considered rare and exceptional. The only techniques said to have been widely used throughout the Uchiha are the two Kinjutsu that lead to blindness.

The Byakugan really doesn't offer anything in particular that I would find useful. The Byakugan seems to be primarily useful in Taijutsu and search/reconnaissance. However, since I probably will never be able to release precise amounts of chakra from my hands, the taijutsu aspect seems useless. I also don't usually need to look for things over large areas. Plus, you would likely see things that you really would never want to see anyways. And finally, the real reason why I think the Byakugan is kind of useless is that both the Rinnegan and Sharingan have been used to see chakra networks, which indicates that both of the other Dojutsu have similar abilities to the Byakugan. Granted that Sasuke and Pain used their abilities at extremely close ranges, but the other Dojutsu offer way more than the Byakugan.
 

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Byakugan lmaoo 360 field of vision no f boy gonna sneak up on me and ill get that neji 64 palms gg with gentlefist mastery no f boy sharingan user gonna copy my fighting ill one shot with 8 trigram 64 palms
 

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the world could basically be mine with the Sharingan's hypnosis ability alone.
 

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lol byakugan is all human being desire.

Rinnegan Nagato is creep even its useful, i hope to get Sasuke Rinnegan to travel purpose but overall i dont wish to get rennigan at all.

I dont know what i benefits from sharingan.
 

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They are lying the want Byakugan to see through clothes,
 

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Rinnegan. I gotta have my Universal Pull out game ya know
 

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Byakugan so that I can do more research and keep pervy sage's makeout tactic series going!
 
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