The Scion of Hentai
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Pie is man's greatest invention after the wheel and in this thread I shall document its many uses for the reference of future generations. Please feel free to suggest your own uses if I have missed one.
(1) You Can Eat It. (Obviously)
(2) Lethal Weapon. (During food fights and epic duels against clowns)
(3) Alien Invader. (Tie a string around it, hang above a window during a cloudy night and you have a perfect flying saucer to send an unwanted neighbor to therapy)
(4) Basis of Movies. (American Pie series)
(5) As a Sexual Object. (Use as described in American Pie)
(6) A Friend. (Cut two circles and one circular rectangle in said pie and you have an instant friend. Note, said friend may not actually reply during conversation)
(7) A Hat. (Hollow out a pie of the interior and you have a fashionable hat for use in all climates except summer, autumn, spring and winter)
(8) To Bring World Peace. (There wouldn't have been a Second World War if Hitler had found pie)
(9) As a Spare Wheel. (Simply cut a hole through the middle of the pie, insert a rod through said hole and you have an instant wheel ready for use)
(10) As a Mask. (Should be obvious)
(11) As a Throwing Disc in the Olympics. (Nothing can match the aerodynamic properties of pie)
(12) As Teaching Material. (Eg. Pie can be used to teach shapes, about the sun, about cooking....)
(13) To Cover Unpleasant Bodily Smells. (Rub some pie on yourself and you'll be smelling like fresh (insert pie flavor here) all day long. Hmph, who needs expensive deodorants and cologne now?)
(1) You Can Eat It. (Obviously)
(2) Lethal Weapon. (During food fights and epic duels against clowns)
(3) Alien Invader. (Tie a string around it, hang above a window during a cloudy night and you have a perfect flying saucer to send an unwanted neighbor to therapy)
(4) Basis of Movies. (American Pie series)
(5) As a Sexual Object. (Use as described in American Pie)
(6) A Friend. (Cut two circles and one circular rectangle in said pie and you have an instant friend. Note, said friend may not actually reply during conversation)
(7) A Hat. (Hollow out a pie of the interior and you have a fashionable hat for use in all climates except summer, autumn, spring and winter)
(8) To Bring World Peace. (There wouldn't have been a Second World War if Hitler had found pie)
(9) As a Spare Wheel. (Simply cut a hole through the middle of the pie, insert a rod through said hole and you have an instant wheel ready for use)
(10) As a Mask. (Should be obvious)
(11) As a Throwing Disc in the Olympics. (Nothing can match the aerodynamic properties of pie)
(12) As Teaching Material. (Eg. Pie can be used to teach shapes, about the sun, about cooking....)
(13) To Cover Unpleasant Bodily Smells. (Rub some pie on yourself and you'll be smelling like fresh (insert pie flavor here) all day long. Hmph, who needs expensive deodorants and cologne now?)
