Boss New Theory (hella legit)

[mintoandkushina]

8.This theory is so groundbreaking that I have ignored the designated Narutobase rules, laid down by the gods of this here forum. That's right, I challenged the admins mo'****az- give me liberty, or give me death! And if you give me death, that's actually against the humanitarian rights laid down by the United Nations. In other words, taking action against this here post makes you an international criminal.

=.Speaking of international criminals, my theory today regards what was known until this day, June 18th, 2012, as "Tobi". See, the truth, nothing but the truth, is that Tobi is actually a shadow clone of Naruto. In fact, if I may be so bold, I make the claim that everybody in the Naruto Universe is Naruto. Hell, everybody in the DBZ universe is Naruto. Everybody in the whole world is Naruto! The only item that is not Naruto is Magikarp (Magikarp can solo the Sage of 6 Paths any day, mo'****az).

=.What I'm trying to say is that our existence in this plane of reality is random, fake, and ultimately meaningless because we are all the same people. All efforts to not conform result in conformity regardless. Topics like LGBT rights are rendered useless because we are all Naruto, we all love each other in this world, and thus, we are all gay. This also proves that Naruto and Sasuke are gay for each other. <3:ice:<3

D.In short, your existence and Kishi's manga is just a huge lie, and you guys need to stop pondering the un-ponderable. I'm sorry, but on the other side of the coin, you guys don't really affect me in any way, shape, or form. So in reality, since reality doesn't exist, my apologetic nature does not exist- I am not even slightly sorry.

 

[origin29]

lol no

EDIT: hella not legit.

 

[TenTen Fanbase]

What are you talking about man

 

[Ryuu..]

Da fuq is this shit?

 

[natssuu]

lolwut

 

[narutorikudoumode]

please stop man.....

 

[Cerox0]

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[markdabomb22]

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I read the first sentence and said nah im posting a GIF

 

[ItachiSan03]

If you say so.

 

[mintoandkushina]

lol no

Why not? It's the most possible possible explanation for this lie we have been living in. I was enlightened by the Magikarp God, the first one who saw through this lie.

What are you talking about man

Our ideas are shrouded in a mist of ephemerality thus I cannot answer the question poised before me with proper aplomb.

 

[Abon]

You just wasted yours aand MY Time ! :sy:

 

[immortal sage]

good luck calling out the admins and no im not you or anybody els i am an individuall that can not be mimiced and so are you

 

[I Am The Fourth Hokage]

Whats this guy smoking????

 

[ProjectOuterspace]

So does that mean that what ever drug you took, I took, and I understand this?

 

[ItachiSan03]

Whats this guy smoking????

Whatever trolls smoke.

 

[rinnegan human puppet]

Illuminati!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cerox0]

Whatever trolls smoke.

He's smoking yellow flash.

 

[immortal sage]

Whats this guy smoking????

his logic

 

[thesurvivor]

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[mintoandkushina]

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I read the first sentence and said nah im posting a GIF

Are you sure you can read? xP Comon, just go through with it, your life will be changed forever...

You just wasted yours aand MY Time ! :sy:

According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, time is relative in the given continuum of thought, space, and emotion. However, everybody is Naruto, and Naruto wastes time with Talk-no-Jutsu. Thus, by me wasting my time, you are actually wasting your own time thanks to the fact that the relativities are equal in the shared space.

good luck calling out the admins and no im not you or anybody els i am an individuall that can not be mimiced and so are you

That's why this is a groundbreaking philosophy. See, the Illuminati has been brainwashing you into thinking that you are in fact your own person. Amusingly enough, you ARE the Illuminati, so you have been brainwashing yourself, because everyone is Naruto except Magikarp. Thus, everything you're thinking of is a lie, and by "being an individual", you are still being mimicked.

Whats this guy smoking????

Here's the secret. I light rubber on fire, stick that to the top of my mouth, sit in a chair, and watch "Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness". So I'm not "smoking" per se, but I am getting an intake of smoke into my bodily self. So are you, because we are the same person.

If you say so.

Da fuq is this shit?

It's two-ply.

please stop man.....

I could say the same thing to you, since we are the same person. So dude, please stop . . . please stop trolling the Narutobase forums . . . seriously dude it's annoying Naruto, Naruto, and Naruto.