Naruto characters as US presidents/candidates?

Deadmed

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Danzo: Trump- filthy Uchiha rapists we must build a wall

Kaguya: Hillary (also mega Satan)- ALL THE TAX MONEY BELONGS TO ME

Black Zetsu: Bernie Sanders- Vote for Mother!

Minato: John F Kennedy- Assassinated, also Joseph

Kushina: Mary

Hashirama: George Washington, also jesus second coming

Tobirama: Thomas Jefferson

Hiruzen: Abraham Lincoln, also God

Konoha: America/Heaven

Harambe: Jiraiya

Paths of Pain: The Pigs- Know pain! unless you're not black, or a Gorilla

Nagato: head of police and false false prophet

Uchiha: Mexicans

Madara: Pablo Escobar, also true false prophet, also false mega satan, also Judas second coming

Naruto: Jesus Christ 3rd and final coming aka true true prophet

Sasuke: Judas 3rd coming

Orochimaru: Satan

Hagaromo: The Holy Spirit and mega god

Ashura: Jesus 1st coming

Indra: Judas 1st coming

10 tailed beast: 10 horned beast of revalation

Obito: false prophet, also the guy who died next to Jesus on cross and asked for forgiveness before dying

Sakura: some prostitute that was loyal to jesus but loved Judas for some reason

Kakashi, Gaara, Neji: Disciples

Hinata: the prostitute that licked jesus feet and was saved

Konohamaru: lesser Jesus

Cloud Village: Africa

Mist Village: Asia

Sand Village: middle east

Rock village: europe

Momoshiki: Putin
 
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I might've said that Tobirama was quite like Teddy Roosevelt, in that he's determined and proactive.
 

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Danzo: Trump- filthy Uchiha rapists we must build a wall

Kaguya: Hillary (also mega Satan)- ALL THE TAX MONEY BELONGS TO ME

Black Zetsu: Bernie Sanders- Vote for Mother!

Minato: Franklin Roosevelt- Assassinated, also Joseph

Kushina: Mary

Hashirama: George Washington, also jesus second coming

Tobirama: Thomas Jefferson

Hiruzen: Abraham Lincoln, also God

Konoha: America/Heaven

Harambe: Jiraiya

Paths of Pain: The Pigs- Know pain! unless you're not black, or a Gorilla

Nagato: head of police and false false prophet

Uchiha: Mexicans

Madara: Pablo Escobar, also true false prophet, also false mega satan, also Judas second coming

Naruto: Jesus Christ 3rd and final coming aka true true prophet

Sasuke: Judas 3rd coming

Orochimaru: Satan

Hagaromo: The Holy Spirit and mega god

Ashura: Jesus 1st coming

Indra: Judas 1st coming

10 tailed beast: 10 horned beast of revalation

Obito: false prophet

Sakura: some prostitute that was loyal to jesus but loved Judas for some reason

Kakashi, Gaara, Neji: Disciples

FDR wasn't assassinated. Neither was Minato.
 

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Why is there bible characters in a comparison between Naruto characters and US presidents/candidates?
 

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Im gonna give u rep up cause the time you took to make this and sense lol in alot of them plus i was dying laughing lol
 
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Danzo: Trump- filthy Uchiha rapists we must build a wall

Kaguya: Hillary (also mega Satan)- ALL THE TAX MONEY BELONGS TO ME

Black Zetsu: Bernie Sanders- Vote for Mother!

Minato: John F Kennedy- Assassinated, also Joseph

Kushina: Mary

Hashirama: George Washington, also jesus second coming

Tobirama: Thomas Jefferson

Hiruzen: Abraham Lincoln, also God

Konoha: America/Heaven

Harambe: Jiraiya

Paths of Pain: The Pigs- Know pain! unless you're not black, or a Gorilla

Nagato: head of police and false false prophet

Uchiha: Mexicans

Madara: Pablo Escobar, also true false prophet, also false mega satan, also Judas second coming

Naruto: Jesus Christ 3rd and final coming aka true true prophet

Sasuke: Judas 3rd coming

Orochimaru: Satan

Hagaromo: The Holy Spirit and mega god

Ashura: Jesus 1st coming

Indra: Judas 1st coming

10 tailed beast: 10 horned beast of revalation

Obito: false prophet, also the guy who died next to Jesus on cross and asked for forgiveness before dying

Sakura: some prostitute that was loyal to jesus but loved Judas for some reason

Kakashi, Gaara, Neji: Disciples

Hinata: the prostitute that licked jesus feet and was saved

Konohamaru: lesser Jesus

Cloud Village: Africa

Mist Village: Asia

Sand Village: middle east

Rock village: europe

Momoshiki: Putin

Uchiha have to be black not Mexicans, where the ones who had to stay here and merge culture with white people to stay alive just like Uchiha had to with the Senju, where the ones who were oppressed and hates by the leaders and average people J Edgar Hoover was Tobirama for sure and the average person are prejudice toward the Uchiha just like black people, just like the Uchiha black people are now not wanting to deal with that shit anymore so now we are plotting against it so probably like the Uchiha they gonna kill us off lmao
 
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A lot of these aren't US presidents nor candidates for the US presidency. How is Putin a US citizen for crying out loud, let alone presidential candidate?
 

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Uchiha have to be black not Mexicans, where the ones who had to stay here and merge culture with white people to stay alive just like Uchiha had to with the Senju, where the ones who were oppressed and hates by the leaders and average people J Edgar Hoover was Tobirama for sure and the average person are prejudice toward the Uchiha just like black people, just like the Uchiha black people are now not wanting to deal with that shit anymore so now we are plotting against it so probably like the Uchiha they gonna kill us off lmao

I feel you bro lmao, I wonder who black Itachi will be
 
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