What would be your profession in the Ninja World?

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Leave and rain in all villages learning strongest techs. Then Start my own Village Hidden behind the Blade located in land of iron becoming the Tetsukage (iron shadow) eventually taking control of the Samurai and using them to Cary out my plans. Then building up a massive army adding land of Honey and Bears. Then conquer land Of Earth and Hidden Stone through a series or Barricades and food starvation. After they side with me we conquer Land od Wind Hidden Sand by outright obliterating them through shear numbers. After which Ame side with us as well as The Sound craving Our Power. Next we raze and destroy the Sea Country and use there Ships to set up navy barricades and waiting for the Leaf and Water to attack but it was only a diversion by using only a 1/5of our power 3/5 of attack legion attack Lighting and Hidden Cloud from three sides forcing a surrender which we kill those unwilling to join. After we wait and build up our armies for the final push while holding off attacks Letting the small counties get taken back only to counter with a Trident formation into Land of Fire hidden Leaf not to conquer only to annihilate Because it doesn't matter if we use all of our armies leaving the other lands undefended our goal from the start was kill all Leaf of die trying. Mission accomplished!!
 

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Leave and rain in all villages learning strongest techs. Then Start my own Village Hidden behind the Blade located in land of iron becoming the Tetsukage (iron shadow) eventually taking control of the Samurai and using them to Cary out my plans. Then building up a massive army adding land of Honey and Bears. Then conquer land Of Earth and Hidden Stone through a series or Barricades and food starvation. After they side with me we conquer Land od Wind Hidden Sand by outright obliterating them through shear numbers. After which Ame side with us as well as The Sound craving Our Power. Next we raze and destroy the Sea Country and use there Ships to set up navy barricades and waiting for the Leaf and Water to attack but it was only a diversion by using only a 1/5of our power 3/5 of attack legion attack Lighting and Hidden Cloud from three sides forcing a surrender which we kill those unwilling to join. After we wait and build up our armies for the final push while holding off attacks Letting the small counties get taken back only to counter with a Trident formation into Land of Fire hidden Leaf not to conquer only to annihilate Because it doesn't matter if we use all of our armies leaving the other lands undefended our goal from the start was kill all Leaf of die trying. Mission accomplished!!
George RR Martin would be proud
 

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Thanks Haha I'm writing a little fanfiction about it right now.
 

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i would train hard , travel the world, meet some girls... chilling
 

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I would buy a huge piece of land and build a church or a temple of whatever religion they follow at the centre of it. Rest of the place will be graveyard. I will offer a memorial service and a grave and the whole shabang at the best rate. With so many deaths in the ninja world due to Wars , my business would boom in no time. I would also sell DNA to the likes of Orochimaru and Kabuto in the side and gain money from them. I would do then make a chain of this across all the countries .

Now after this money has been acquired, I would loan money to the weapons shop at a cheap rate. This would be invested in making netter or more weapons which would lead to more deaths and fuel my business further. One business would create business for the other business and thus keep the cycle going.

I would also from time to time fund the Ninja system. This would give me a good reputation in the villages. But ultimately I am investing in candidates who would buy weapons and go down in ground after death. So they would end up fuelling my business and would create more money for me.

Now you would say that my business would fail, if someone such as Naruto arrives and establishes peace. But I say No. And my answer is Uchihas. As we all know Uchihas get their jimmies rustled quite easily and go bonkers and declare war on the world, I would just need to kill someone close to an Uchiha, let us assume Sarada in this case (assuming she is an Uchiha )and then put the blame on village somehow. Now the war would again start and I would be prosperous again.

What would I do with all this money you ask, I say I would buy chocolates, because I love them.

Harmless :bdpf:

Superb plan. 10/10. Lol
 

Seventh Sama

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Become anbu or a job in the electronics business.
 

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Probably an Anbu Captain. But being more out there than the typical anbu.
 

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Abandon the village and do what the hell I want to do, while discovering the world and other things like forbidden jutsu and immortality Hahahaha!!
 

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Abandon the village and do what the hell I want to do, while discovering the world and other things like forbidden jutsu and immortality Hahahaha!!

LOL. Can I change my answer to this? This sounds like the most fun! XD
 

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id quit and go home to play video games about being something important
 

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I would be an Uchiha, I will awaken Rinnegan and enjoy mastering all it's techniques while repopulating the clan. Lol
 
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