Naruto characters real life jobs.

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I want to make a fun thread... so here it is.
1.) Naruto= Salesman
2.) Sasuke= Celebrity, since most of the girls around his age are crazy for him
3.) Sakura= Nurse or internet freak because of lack of jobs. XD
4.) Jiraiya=Owner of a whorehouse
5.) Orochimaru= Mad scientist
6.) Tsunade = Doctor
7.) Madara= Old man in the park lecturing children on how he won 50+ gold medals in the Olympics year 1905
8.) Hashirama= Inspirational teacher
9.) Minato= J.F Kennedy.
10.) Hidan= Religious priest
11.) Deidara and Sai= Artist
12.) Sasori= Puppet theatre.
13.) Itachi= Philosophical teacher.
14.) Kakuzu= Bank manager.
15.) Zetsu= Beggar.
16.) Ino= Britney Spears
17.) Choji= Chef
18.) Shikamaru=Business man
18.) Gaara= President
19.) Temari= Clothes shop owner
20.) Kankaroo=Make-up artist.
21.) Hinata= Nursery teacher
22.) Kiba= Dog pet shop owner
23.) Obito= A pianist, writing songs about Rin.
24.) Kakashi= Leader of the police
25.) Shino=Studying bugs or entomology
26.) Gai and Lee= Physical instructors.
27.) Neji=Eye specialist.
28.) TenTen= Sells weapons
29.) Mei=Madonna(I don't know why, but at this point I am running out of ideas).
30.) Konan= A model.
I am DONE!
Oh and Killer B the rapper.
 
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What sport that Madara participated?

That's all

Madara for life
 

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Naruto a salesman? lol
Sasuke could be a model

Naruto would definitely be President.
 

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Nice thread. Good choices for the characters. XD
 

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I would say Naruto is a Motivational speaker.
 

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Britney Spears is a profession? I haven't been keeping up with Monster lately.
 

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Naruto would be a political campaigner...
 

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Kisame=Shark breeder or Shark land owner or Mermaid

Or you have another idea OP
 

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good thread bro and i would put on

Kisame as swimming teacher and

Pain as funeral director+ kimimaro as chiropractor
 

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Teuchi=Ramen shop owner

Danzo=optometrist

Hiruzen=Ape/Chimpanzee park owner

Tobirama=Water supplier

Hashirama=Wood factory owner plus IKEA owner
 

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also

Nagato - Terminal Cancer patient XD
Haku - Bishonen actor
kisame - Swordsman
Kakashi - Consultant
Karin - Doctor
Jugo - Traveler and host of man vs wild
Konohamaru - School kid
Kaguya - an evil dictator
Onoki - John Howard
Gaara - Arenophile
Iruka - Sales Manager
 

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This is awesome XD

Ino =Brittnay Spears
Mei=Madonna

Classic XD
 
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