Two techs you want in real life?

[Espadara Uchiha]

Kamui and Susano'o, for me.

 

[frenchie]

Kamui and Kage Bunshin

 

[Sjhsgjhsgjshjshjsh]

Healing [sakura level]and henge no jutsu .i dont want something stands out too much like suasno (plus i dont need it)

 

[Espadara Uchiha]

Healing and henge no justsu .i dodnt want something stands out too much like suasno (plus i dont need it)

My family usually goes into the military, but I didn't cause I'm a coward. Way I see it, with Kamui and Susano'o nothing can touch me.

 

[NOemotions]

kagebunshin it's useful

Mu's invisibility tech

and some sort of strong healing jutsu for fast recover.

 

[Ageha Jaeger]

Ultralight-weight rock technique & Shadow clones. Deva path's abilities are a runner up.

 

[Torche]

I agree with you, though Maybe substitute Susano'o for:
Kage Bunshin
Limbo

 

[AlphaScythian]

Kamui and tsukuyomi

 

[Sjhsgjhsgjshjshjsh]

My family usually goes into the military, but I didn't cause I'm a coward. Way I see it, with Kamui and Susano'o nothing can touch me.

Well you have a reason to use it ,But still if the world knew about susano they will consider it a monster or something and you might get many who try to kill you (the reason why all super hero are under cover lol)plus you cant keep susano all the time to protect you .

 

[brandonsheen]

Harem jutsu
Kotoamatsukami

With these jutsu can fk anybody anytime anywhere

 

[Cresee]

Kamui and Koto

 

[kimb]

Hidans immortality and Flying Thunder God technique.

I will never be late for anything ever again!

 

[IndraGripen]

Rinnegan, and Uzomaki life force > all together

 

[AlphaScythian]

My family usually goes into the military, but I didn't cause I'm a coward. Way I see it, with Kamui and Susano'o nothing can touch me.

While susanoo is great if you intend to wage a war but to more efficient take over genjutsu couped with kamui or clones does the job well.

 

[Sjhsgjhsgjshjshjsh]

Genjutsu oh genjutsu .

 

[copyninKakashi]

Sexy no Jutsu and Kagebunshin hahahhahahahaha

 

[Espadara Uchiha]

I think we can conclude that any Naruto tech wrecks all, especially Sharingan as such.
If I could choose more than two, It'd be Kage Bunshin, Kamui, Deva path, and Susano'o.

 

[XxTsukikagexX]

Flying Thunder God.
Lightning cutter.

OR

Kamui.
Amaterasu.

 

[ᖇ α z m α η]

Kamui [since its passive] & Tsukuyomi [some kinda of genjutsu to brainwash the mind of leaders of the world] .​

 

[HisokaIsG4y]

Hidans immortality and mu's invisibility