The best way to fart.

[CurseSealofEarth]

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Science of Fart Ease
What is the easiest way to fart? It's a question that hasn't been asked time and time again by anyone ever. But science looked into it, and the media was hot on their trail because it was warm and vaguely oniony.

Turns out there is a better way to fart and it's not laying down as you might think, all luxurious and supine, vaguely rutting against your drool-encrusted pillow, grunting as you drift in and out of consciousness, not quite sure if you're pleasuring the cast of *** and the City or not. No, the perfect fart can be crop-dusted simply by standing which allows for more gas to be expelled leaving you drained and satisfied on a basic, gaseous level. Aren't you glad someone looked into this? Aren't you glad I relayed the information to you? I wish there was anything else to this story, like a point, or even the inspiration behind why someone wondered what the most efficient way to cut one is, but here we are, just standing and farting, caught between satisfaction and dissatisfaction.

 

[FemmeFatale]

That's dirty, Ewww.

 

[Six Paths]

And when I thought I have seen everything here comes this you get a rep for this my friend

 

[AllomnisymbolsparttwoT]

you know whats best about farting?? if you don't fart.. you can die :|

 

[EnDash]

if a man farts in a forest and there is no one there to hear him. is he disgusting or not?

 

[Lyke]

I always hold my fart adn then I let it out so that the sound sis like a V12

 

[-immortal-]

I always hold my fart adn then I let it out so that the sound sis like a V12

This...i probably rep a Itachi Fan for the first time

 

[vasu 32]

and here i thought i've already seen everything this base has to offer...

 

[Stark]

I hold my fat in and release it later thus making it 2x worse.

 

[Paramour]

That was quite interesting. o_o