Women. nuff said pt 1

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Ok guys i want you to listen and girls i want you opinion.

I have found out a fool proof way to pick your dream girl up.

Ive been working on this for a while and i think ive finally found something to help sway the decisions of all the beautiful girls out there

BUT FIRST there are things you need to know.

1. Girls are hardwired differently than guys.
Guys if you didnt know this by now, girls think differently than guys and the sooner you realize that the sooner you will be able to relate to them n a better level.
Girls dont focus on the looks of males as much as men do to women. That spells good news for all you poor ugly bastards out there.
In 2011 mens magizine did a survey and found out that women were more ikely to be attracted to confidence and power as apposed to looks. This means that when you walk up to the girl of your dreams and you cant get a word out because your too scared its a HUGE turn off for them and you just ruined your shot. Remember first impressions are critical.
A way you can fix this is start small. Start random conversations with random people. Work out that social muscle of yours. Always walk like you are proud to be yourself and you are well on your way to talking with miss dream girl. Build your confidence to where you can look past her beauty and show her your not afraid of her looks.

2. Body language can make or break you

Now this special little rule applies for life in general. When you approach someone befre you even open your mouth people already have a vibe about you. You want to make that vibe a positive, strong, non threatening one.
When you walk up to your dream girl you dont ned to start flexing or show off your new kicks.
Rules that go with this one are as follows:

A:When walking up to her never face your chest to her. Always talk from your side. This lets her stay inside her comfort zone while she can figure out what your plan is without feeling threatened.

B: Make eye contact and dont ever release the eye contact. Let her brake it when she cant handle it. By doing this you subliminally show that you have the confidence to not back down from a challenge and to be honest women eat it up. ALL women love confidence.

C: Never fold your arms or place something in front of you. This goes back to the confidence. When someone is intimidated or scared their reaction is to place something between them and the person they are interacting with. This means holding a cup in front of you or folding your arms. It just shows you are not confident enough to handle pressure.


3: Never talk down on her or yourself....EVER

Hate to sound like a broken record but there it is again....Confidence. If your telling her how lame you are then guess what? shes gonna think your lame. Likewise if you start teasing her then shell think your a jerk and that wont be good either.

4: Compliment her

Now this is trickier than it sounds. "Hey, Nice rack" or "you have such pretty eyes" arent gonna get you anything but another night with palmila handerson. While connecting her notice what she does. Notice her habits. Her minute ones. Example: "I love the way you wrinkle your nose when you laugh" or "its so cute the way you tilt your head when your listening" These types of complements show her that you actually pay attention and thats good. Pay attention to DETAIL.

5: BE YOURSELF

Dont project something that your not. First youll never be able to hold the character your playing and second shell see right through you. If your a funny guy, BE FUNNY! If your deep then be deep. Find you niche and run with it. Everyone has one you just need to hone yours.

Now there are about 6 more steps but im not gonna write them out if im only gonna get 3 people to read it so if i see this is popular ill do part 2 and thats where it gets truley interesting. Ive used my steps to seduce many many MANY girls who are waaaay out of my league and the same can hapen t yoiu. happy hunting!!
 

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Girls pick me. I don't pick em that's how I doit lol.
 

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Exactly, be funny! My god nobody has a sense of humor anymore!
 

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Whaaaaaat theeeeeee fuuuuuuuck was that? This isn't a dating website, yeah? So why would you leave this here?
 

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Well...i thought these things are so basic everyone knows them...:/Well i do....
 

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Always knew this stuff , dont hate the player , hate the game :scorps:
 

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Girls aren't that much different from guys, treat them like guys (obviously with less fart jokes etc) and they'll respect you. It's not difficult. I feel like this is aimed more at trying to have a sexual relationship with a girl, rather then establishing friendships with them as you would do with guys, which IMO is more important.
 

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Because men on this site are desperate.

Desperately in live with you maybe. ;D
I joke I joke. :p
This is actually some good advice.
That is... If you didn't already know to do these things.
I read through a couple 'how to' books on reading people's manurisms and things of that nature, pretty cool stuff.
 

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I'm a girl and I'm more like a guy than some of the guys I know XD Us girls are not that different.

I don't care if a guy notices whether or not I wrinkle my nose when I laugh. I just want respect. And cut that flower crap out, guys. Don't give me something that dies two days later.
 

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What does "nuff said" mean?
 

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I'm a girl and I'm more like a guy than some of the guys I know XD Us girls are not that different.

I don't care if a guy notices whether or not I wrinkle my nose when I laugh. I just want respect. And cut that flower crap out, guys. Don't give me something that dies two days later.

I love when a guy loves me, and all my little things. :p
And hey flowers are thoughtful and nice!
 

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oh wauw..didn't expect a good thread with this topic

gud job
 

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--> Different woman have different taste . Those guidelines might work on others but not with the rest.
 
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Um I just like doing things myself. It's nice when a guy helps you out sometimes but not every time.im not weak and can do it myself.
 

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are we talking about girls or women... you pointed out basics. what's the point? It's how we should be with everyone.. nice

but most of the girl's like not nice



Don't want to be a hater but just... pfff
 
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